I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week Novel - Chapter 167

“Even if they’ve prepared it beforehand, you should keep it,” Minghui said. “You don’t need it this time, but you can still use it in the future.”

“You’re right.”

Antai touched his pocket and took out two boxes of Durex’.

One was super thin, and the other had floating dots.

Lin Yi was about to give this so-called father-in-law a thumbs up!

He really was a person who knew how to live!

“Actually, we came back this time because we were afraid that you guys wouldn’t be able to take proper safety precautions, so we bought these things for you guys. Now that there’s nothing else, we’ll be leaving first,” Minghui said.

“Mom, we really…”

“Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.” Minghui said. “Your dad and I will be leaving first, you guys can continue with your work.”

With that, the old couple turned around and left. However, before they left, Song Minghui paused for a second before leaving.

…
“What are you looking at? Are you so worried that you can’t bear to leave?” Ji Antai asked.

“That’s not the case,” Songinghui said.

“Qingyan is too open-minded. She refuses to go to the clean bedroom and insists on going to the sofa. When she has time, she has to clean her kitchen properly.”

“Uhm…”

Antai paused for a moment. “If that’s the case, then I’ll have to clean my son-in-law’s car.”

The room quieted down after the two left. Lin Yi looked at the disheveled Ji Qingyan.

“Should we continue now that they’re gone?” Lin Yi asked.

“Continue, my ass.” Ji Qingyan said, pinching her waist. “Go do your own thing. You go to the kitchen, I’ll go change.”

“Are you saying that you’re going to move to the kitchen instead of the sofa?”

“Yeah.”

“Okay.”

Qingyan went upstairs and changed out of her clothes and stockings. She came down in loose pajamas with a pink apron in her hand, looking like a happy cat.

“Hehe, Lin Yi, you try this.”

Qingyan took the apron and tied it around Lin Yi’s waist. “I bought this before, but it didn’t work at the time.”

“I’m not against wearing an apron, but can you change it to a different color?”

“Pink is so pretty. I’ll take this one.” Ji Qingyan said with a smile. “Go and cook, I’ll help you cut the vegetables.”

“That’s not it. You’ll cause trouble here. Let me do it.”

“Are you looking down on me?”

“Yeah, I’m looking down on you.”

Ji Qingyan, “…”

“Tsk, you’re too kind. Go cook by yourself, I don’t care about you anymore.”

Ji Qingyan returned to the sofa, watching Lin Yi Cook as he cooked.

After about half an hour, Lin Yi came out with four dishes and a soup. Ji Qingyan’s eyes lit up.

“Lin Yi, you’re amazing, you made so many dishes in half an hour.”

“Wait, don’t worry, there’s still one dish left.”

“I can’t wait anymore, I can’t wait anymore.”

“You’re not eating the last one?”

“No.” Ji Qingyan shook her head like a rattle-drum. “Your Hangzhou pepper beef tenderloin is enough. It’s my favorite.”

“Alright then, I’ll eat it if you don’t want it.”

Lin Yi walked to the kitchen, opened the oven, and took out four golden caramel puddings.

“You, you made this?”

“Yeah,” Lin Yi said matter-of-factly:

“I thought you liked desserts, so I made a few. But you don’t seem to want them anymore, so I’ll have to digest them myself.”

“No, I said the wrong thing. Let me have one.”

“You’re so fat, are you sure you still want desserts?”

“It’s fine, wearing stockings can cover the meat on your legs.”

“What about my waist?”

“It has a girdle.”

“What about the fierce part?”

“Fierce…”

Ji Qingyan stopped abruptly. “Lin Yi, you tricked me again.”

Lin Yi chuckled and pushed the caramel pudding over.

“Eat more. Let your meat grow where it should.”

“Cheh, you rascal.”

Ji Qingyan stopped bickering with Lin Yi and took a bite of the freshly baked caramel pudding.

“Mhmm…”

Ji Qingyan’s eyes lit up as she waved her hands excitedly. “It’s so good. Try it, it’s so good!”

“Is it that good? It’s just something I whipped up.”

Ji Qingyan’s string of rainbow farts made Lin Yi embarrassed. “Let me try it…”

“Uh… wait.”

“What’s wrong?”

“You shouldn’t eat it.” Ji Qingyan took back the four crème brûlée pudding. “You only made four, I don’t have enough to eat. You can eat the rest, the egg flower soup is pretty good, so you should drink more soup.”

Lin Yi, “…”

As she ate the creamy puddings Lin Yi made, a look of unprecedented satisfaction appeared on her face. Her cheeks lifted and her eyes were sparkling.

“Lin Yi, why are you so good? You know everything.”

“I can’t help it. I’m just that good.”

“Yes, yes, very good.”

Maybe it was because the food was too delicious, but Qingyan’s appetite was amazing. She ate four creamy puddings and a big bowl of rice, which was beyond Lin Yi’s expectations.

“Chef Lin, go lie down on the sofa. I’ll clean up the rest.”

“Then I won’t stand on ceremony with you.”

“Of course. I’m a fair person.”

Lin Yi lay on the sofa and watched TV. Meanwhile, Ji Qingyan put the rest of the food in the fridge and took out the fruit. She cut it into pieces and placed them in front of Lin Yi.

“I’m not eating the fruit. Just get me a glass of water.”

Ji Qingyan rolled her eyes. “Don’t worry, there aren’t any stockings in the fridge. I’ve taken them somewhere else.”

“Uh, alright then.”

“Tsk, you were quite excited when you tore it up, and now you’re complaining about it.”

Ji Qingyan got up and went to the second floor. When she came back, she had a brown paper document bag in her hand.

“What’s this?”

“The procedures for the foundation can be completed now.”

Ji Qingyan had a rubber band in her mouth and combed her hair into a ponytail until it was neat and tidy.

“After the account information is completed, I’ll ask the finance department to send 10 million dollars to support your work.”

Lin Yi nodded. “Thank you for your hard work. Open your mouth and I’ll feed you a grape.”

Ji Qingyan opened her mouth obediently. “Throw it accurately. If it hits me, I’ll bite you.”

“Don’t worry, I was the star player in my class when I was in college. My shot was very accurate.”

As he spoke, Lin Yi threw a grape, but it wasn’t accurate. It hit Ji Qingyan’s chin and fell into her collar.

“Lin Yi, didn’t you say that your shot was accurate?”

“It was a mistake. I’ll help you look for it. I’ll definitely help you take the grape out.”

“Get out of the way. You only know how to take advantage of me.”

Ji Qingyan turned around and took the grape out of her pajamas before placing it on the coffee table.

Lin Yi took it and ate it.

“Why did you eat it? It’s dirty.”

“It’s not dirty. It’s just that this grape is different from the other grapes. It would be a pity to lose it.”

“What’s so different about it? Didn’t you pick it from a bunch?”

“This grape has the smell of milk, and the smell of milk is quite strong.”