I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week Novel - Chapter 692
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692 Large-Scale Face Slapping, Sheep to Slaughter
Zhang Xiaoyu gestured with her little fists.
āWhy donāt you believe me? When have I ever lied to you?ā
āThe main thing is that this matter is a little ridiculous. Why can you suddenly find love?ā Netizen A said.
āAlthough I donāt know what the masked man looks like, we also think that he might not like you.ā
!!
āIām just friends with Brother Mask. Besides, this has nothing to do with him.ā Zhang Xiaoyu whispered to the camera.
āLet me tell you, Iām at the entrance of the garrison area now. When I looked at the door just now, I realized that the little brother standing guard was very handsome. Most importantly, when I was secretly looking at him, he was also secretly looking at me. Our eyes met in midair. Can you imagine that feeling? The sparks of love are as intense as an atomic bomb. The mushroom cloud emitted has already escaped the atmosphere.ā
āReally? No way?ā
āIām guessing that the soldier is a fighter pilot.ā
āWhy do you say that?ā Zhang Xiaoyu asked.
āBecause fighter pilots love airports. This is a perfect match.ā
āF*ck, you people are too despicable. Iām talking to you seriously, but youāre still teasing me. Do you have any morals?ā
āItās mainly because what you said is too one-sided. Thereās no evidence at all. Ever since you opened your mouth at the beginning, everything you said has been fabricated. How can we believe you?ā
āAmong the audience, there should be quite a few people who are my fans. Donāt you know my character? When have I ever lied to anyone?ā Zhang Xiaoyu said.
āIāll show you the evidence now.ā
Quietly, Zhang Xiaoyu aimed the camera at the gate of the garrison area.
She believed that her eyes would meet that little brotherās again. This time, they would believe what she said.
At this moment, Zhang Xiaoyu was surprised to find that the little brother who was looking at her was actually jogging towards her!
Moreover, he seemed to be very excited.
āOh my supreme-ruler, look, itās this little brother. Heās actually running toward me. What should I do?!ā
Zhang Xiaoyuās face was red, her heart was racing, and her words were incoherent.
They only exchanged glances. Why had it turned out like this?
Wasnāt things developing a little too fast?
She wasnāt ready yet.
āF*ck, no way. He really likes Xiaoyu?ā
āHaha, awesome. Congratulations, Xiaoyu, for successfully getting out of singlehood.ā
āMy sister, youāre amazing. You actually got out of singlehood this way. Iāll try it tomorrow.ā
āAiya, stop making sarcastic remarks. Iām so nervous.ā Zhang Xiaoyu lowered her head nervously.
āQuickly help me think of an approach. If he asks me for WeChat, should I give it to him? Happiness came too suddenly. Iām not ready yet.ā
At this moment, the guard ran to Zhang Xiaoyuās side.
This time, Zhang Xiaoyu was even more nervous. She felt that the surrounding air had become tense and sweet.
āLittle Brother, why are you looking for me?ā
āWhat are you looking around for? I find you suspicious. Please show me your relevant identification to prove your identity.ā
āUmā¦ā
She was very afraid of the sudden development.
Zhang Xiaoyu awkwardly took out her identity card from her bag.
āHello, Little Brother. Iām a legal citizen of Huaxia. Please donāt misunderstand.ā
After checking Zhang Xiaoyuās identity card and finding that there were no problems, the guard asked,
āWhat do you do?ā
āIām an online streamer. Iām here to do a live broadcast today. Iāve already received permission. Iām not here on my own.ā
Hearing this, the guard relaxed a little.
He had also heard about this, so it was easier to understand her reason for being here.
Although she had been very close to the garrison area, she had already been granted permission, so it was not appropriate for him to say anything about her.
āIāll return your ID to you. Donāt look around here. You have to try your best to follow the rules during the live stream later.ā
āOkay, okay, got it.ā
After giving a few instructions, the guard turned around and returned to the gate. He gave a few instructions to his comrades inside before returning to the garrison area.
Zhang Xiaoyu straightened her expression and said to the people in the live stream,
āUm, actually, I was afraid that everyone would be too bored, so I played a joke on you. Isnāt that interesting?ā
āHahaā¦ā
At this moment, the live stream was filled with these two words.
āA large-scale face-slapping scene. Iām so embarrassed that Iām about to have cancer.ā
āI felt sorry for Xiaoyu for a minute. Haha, how pitiful. One second, she was swearing that she was about to lose her single status, and the next second, she was slapped in the face. Little Brother, youāre pretty good.ā
āI donāt think todayās show should be called āwalking into the garrison areaā. It should be called āsheep to a slaughterā.ā
Zhang Xiaoyu held her face with one hand and felt that her life had fallen to its lowest point.
Creakā¦
A grey Sagitar stopped in front of Zhang Xiaoyu. Then, two men and a woman got out of the car.
The man was wearing simple casual clothes and a pair of black-framed glasses. He looked to be in his thirties and looked very mature.
The manās name was Zhang Xu. He was the host of the program āExploration and Discoveryā on the scientific and educational channel of Zhonghai Television.
The woman beside him was wearing tight blue jeans and a pale gray floral top. She appeared elegant and poised.
The womanās name was Yan Ci, and she was the director of āExploration and Discovery.ā
The remaining person was wearing a simple gray shirt and jeans. He was carrying a camera.
His name was Liang Xinghai, and he was the cameraman for this show.
Seeing the cameras, Zhang Xiaoyu guessed that they were from the television station.
Moreover, from the looks of it, they seemed to be here for an interview.
Especially the man in glasses. He looked familiar, as if she had seen him somewhere before, but she couldnāt remember where.
Zhang Xiaoyu was a little puzzled. Could it be that other than herself and Brother Lin, someone else was coming here today?
āDirector Yan, I heard that another streamer is coming today.ā Zhang Xu adjusted his glasses and asked.
āYes.ā Yan Ci nodded. āBut our two sides are independent. There will be professionals coming to receive us.ā
āThis is such a solemn place. Why are those miscellaneous streamers visiting it?ā
āOnline streams are very popular now, and the audience is wider. The higher-ups might have taken a fancy to this.ā
āBut can the host be compared to us? Weāre upright and popular news casters. What are they? Donāt they call them self-media? Theyāre just internet beggars who thirst for attention.ā
āHmm?ā
Hearing Zhang Xuās words, Zhang Xiaoyu was unhappy.
How are we thirsting for attention?
āBrother, as streamers, we didnāt steal or snatch anything. Itās not right for you to say that.ā