Chapter 649: Pretending to Be a Low-Level Cultivator Feels Pretty D*mn Good

“Human Sovereign, we’ve arrived too.” Baixue Ling arrived at the Gu Clan with her Qilin Avatar.

“Let me introduce, I am Baixue Ling, and this is my younger sister, Baixue Lin.”

The Qilin Avatar had existed for a long time, but it had only recently been given a name.

Jiang Li nodded with a smile. “I know.”

He had also seen the Baixue Ling sisters around the Idle One.

This was the first time Baixue Ling had introduced Baixue Lin to outsiders, so no one should have known about it. However, considering Jiang Li was omnipotent and omniscient, it wasn’t surprising at all.

How could the knowledge of the Bai Ze clan compare to Jiang Li’s?

“As a member of the Bai Ze clan, there’s something you should know.”

Jiang Li called the Baixue Ling sisters to a corner.

“You know the truth about the Outer Realm Demons, you know the Immortal Realm’s attitude toward the myriad heavens and worlds, and you know about the Executor of Karma, that Celestial Immortal.”

“But what you don’t know yet is that the Executor of Karma is the First Generation Baize Emperor, your ancestor.”

The Baixue Ling sisters weren’t shocked by this news, only looking somewhat dejected. “Indeed, our guess wasn’t wrong.”

How clever Baixue Ling was. Knowing the Executor of Karma was a Bai Ze and a Celestial Immortal, she could naturally deduce that only the First Generation Baize Emperor fit these conditions.

“Human Sovereign, you don’t need to worry about our feelings. Our ancestor killed countless people, and those who do wrong must be punished. There’s nothing to discuss about that.”

“If you can think that way, then that’s for the best.”

Baixue Lin’s expression shifted to a smile. “Alright, this is Commander Mu’s joyous day, why talk about such unpleasant matters?”

“You’re right.”

The Gu Clan was filled with joy and harmony. Even the gu insects were tied with red bows, looking quite adorable.

Yu Yin looked at the densely packed insects and instinctively felt uncomfortable, not finding these little things cute at all.

“Hahaha, Brother Mu, I’m here.” A rough, bold voice echoed through the air. It was unmistakably Zhang Konghu.

“Where’s Brother Mu?” Zhang Konghu looked around but couldn’t find Commander Mu.

Ayisu explained somewhat sheepishly, “Little Mu said he wants to be an honest man after marriage, so he wants to indulge one last time before the wedding.”

“So he’s mixing with low-level cultivators again, waiting to reveal his true identity when danger arises.”

“…” Jiang Li thought that given Commander Mu’s personality, he probably wouldn’t be able to control himself even after marriage and would continue mixing with low-level cultivators.

Bai Hongtu greatly approved of Commander Mu’s approach. “Pretending to be a low-level cultivator is indeed satisfying.”

Yu Yin remembered something the Joyous Sect Leader Meng Youyou had mentioned.

The Joyous Sect charged based on a cultivator’s cultivation level. The higher the cultivation, the higher the fee.

Take Emperor of Mengjiang and Wei Emperor as examples. Despite their high status, their cultivation levels were ordinary, so they didn’t spend much when visiting the Joyous Sect.

Bai Hongtu was different. He was a Tribulation Transcendence Stage cultivator, the highest tier.

The Joyous Sect hadn’t considered serving Mahayana Stage cultivators. If a Mahayana Stage cultivator were to visit, Meng Youyou would have to personally attend and would likely end up paying them instead.

Bai Hongtu had once pretended to be a Core Formation Stage cultivator to visit the Joyous Sect and enjoy their services. Later, Joyous Sect disciples became suspicious of his cultivation level due to reasons like “too enduring,” “my body can’t take it,” and “the dual cultivation effect is too good,” and reported this situation to the sect’s higher-ups.

The result was obvious. Bai Hongtu was exposed and had to obediently pay the price difference.

To express his apology, he even became a Joyous Sect member, purchased an annual card with automatic renewal.

Meng Youyou didn’t tell Yu Yin everything. For instance, she didn’t mention that the Wishful Gourd liked to secretly visit the Joyous Sect for services.

“Marriage can also change some things, like with the Ma Zhuo Couple.” Jiang Li said. He hadn’t heard news about these two commanders publishing books for a long time. It seemed they had truly reformed.

That deserved praise.

“Haha, Little Mu, look what we, husband and wife, have brought you. Absolutely good stuff.” As they spoke, the Ma Zhuo Couple arrived, also not seeing Commander Mu.

The Ma Zhuo Couple handed their gifts to Ayisu.

“These are secret books you can’t find on the market, recording various positions that make pregnancy easier. They’re the summary of our hundreds of years of experience.”

“And these rare treasures, we found them too. We got pregnant before we could use them, so we’re giving them all to you.”

“This is dragon root, this is sea horse, this is tiger bone wine…”

“This ‘Joyous Skill’ manual, we participated in compiling it. We’re gifting it to you too. Don’t underestimate it. This is very important for you.”

“In the Nine Provinces, there are many relationships that cross cultivation levels. If the cultivation level difference is too great, the bedchamber matters won’t be enjoyable and can be very dangerous.”

“The ‘Joyous Skill’ can eliminate these hidden dangers, letting you safely enjoy bedchamber matters.”

Ayisu’s face flushed red as she accepted the various gifts.

Ayisu whispered, “You two are experienced, and this is something I’m too embarrassed to ask others. I wanted to ask, whenever Little Mu and I kiss, we always bump noses. Is our posture incorrect?”

Commander Ma raised an eyebrow. “Who taught you the kissing posture?”

“Little Mu taught me. Little Mu said he learned it from Human Sovereign Jiang.”

Commander Ma: “…No wonder.”

“What’s so interesting about dual cultivation?”

Yu Yin had never engaged in dual cultivation. She found such behavior quite boring, nowhere near as interesting as cultivation.

Regarding Yu Yin’s question, Jiang Li really wanted to tell her about what happened in the Idle One’s dream.

Jiang Li also considered that Yu Yin might become embarrassed and angry, taking it out on him, so he didn’t bring it up.

During the Human Sovereign candidate period, Jiang Li and Bai Hongtu occasionally made Yu Yin angry. Yu Yin’s anger was quite terrifying, and neither of them wanted to recall those moments too much.

After some more time, Commander Mu’s activities were discovered by Commander Liu, ending his last opportunity to show off before marriage.

“You’re doing this before your wedding?” Commander Liu dragged Commander Mu back to get married.

With Commander Liu present, the effect was clearly much stronger than when Jiang Li was there.

Under Commander Liu’s arrangements, Commander Mu and Ayisu changed into their ceremonial attire.

Ayisu put on the hairpin and jeweled ceremonial dress she had long dreamed of, covered with a wide-sleeved outer garment on top, with layered and overlapping skirt folds below. Golden and emerald hairpins adorned her hair, making her look like a celestial maiden from the mortal world.

“First bow to the Earth Vein.”

Previously, this part involved bowing toward the Human Sovereign Hall, the source of the Earth Vein. But now that Jiang Li was present, there was naturally no need for that.

The couple bowed respectfully toward Jiang Li.

“Second bow to the elders.”

The two bowed respectively to Commander Liu and A Miao Miao.

Both their parents had long passed away. Those who could be considered elders now were Commander Liu and A Miao Miao.

“Husband and wife bow to each other.”

Ayisu’s face flushed red as she and Commander Mu bowed to each other.

*Thump.*

The two were too excited and bumped heads while bowing to each other, causing uproarious laughter. Even Commander Liu couldn’t maintain his serious demeanor and laughed out loud.

This was the first time he’d seen a couple bump heads during the mutual bow.

“Enter the bridal chamber.”

Not daring to raise their heads, the two hurriedly entered the bridal chamber that had been set up with soundproofing arrays.

Commander Mu’s wedding concluded amidst laughter and joy.