Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! - Chapter 107
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Chapter 107: Chapter 107 A National Disease
Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
âDr. Chen, what do you mean by it being different from what I expected?â
After hearing the first half of Chen Yuâs words, [Love Only One For A Lifetime] happily picked up his phone but froze when he heard the second half.
He was confused.
âIs there still anyone dating through the internet? 1 only accept online relationships within a 20-kilometer radius. Any further, and I wonât be able to reach them with my bicycle.â
âI always get scammed by online relationships, so 1 gave up and stopped falling in love.â
âItâs a waste of electricity if you donât have an online relationship when youâre young.â
âIsnât online dating just gambling? Nah, just give it up.â
âAre there any female viewers in need of a boyfriend? Why donât we have an online relationship?â
âHi, little boy. Letâs exchange photos. Iâm thirty-seven years old.â
While the viewers were trolling, many kindly reminded [Love Only One For A Lifetime] to be careful.
Online dating is risky, and he must be cautious.
News reports about online dating scams have often been seen in recent years.
In addition to [Love Only One For A Lifetime]âs faceâŠ
Many viewers felt that this guy was going to fail.
âYouâll be together forever,â Chen Yu explained. âHowever, you wonât be in love forever.â
âPhew, you scared me.â
[Love Only One For A Lifetime] let out a long sigh of relief.
How could there be eternal love in this world?
He came up with this online username just to express his love for her.
According to Chen Yu, the two of them would fall in love and marry, but their love for each other would likely fade with time.
âDr. Chen, thank you for pointing me in the right direction.â
After thanking Chen Yu with a smile, [Love Only One For A Lifetime] lowered his head and started fiddling with his phone.
âBaby, Iâve already booked a plane ticket to your place tomorrow afternoon. See you then.â
âKiss.â
[Love Only One For A Lifetime] said this to his phone with a mushy expression.
Chen Yu cringed after witnessing this.
A large number of viewers posted vomiting emojis in the chat.
[Love Only One For A Lifetime] looked away from his phone and back to his computer as if he did not see the vomiting emoji in the chat.
âDr. Chen, Iâm really happy for today.â
âIf you didnât give me the confidence 1 needed, I wouldnât have made up my mind to meet Jiajia.â
âIâll transfer the money to you now.â
Anyone could tell that [Love Only One For A Lifetime] was overjoyed.
After saying this, [Love Only One For A Lifetime] looked down at his phone again and was prepared to pay Dr. Chenâs consultation fees.
âThatâs it?â
âDr. Chen, whatâs wrong? Chat just got in high spirits, but is the first consultation about to end?â
âThere must be something wrong with this.â
âCan he really make it?â
âMy focus in this situation is different from yours. Iâm more curious about what kind of woman can fall in love with this man.â
âBrother, donât be in a hurry to leave. Why donât you tell everyone your love story?â
When they heard âonline dating,â everyone in chat got excited.
They thought that Chen Yuâs âdiagnosisâ would allow them to witness another car crash of a scene.
This was it?
They would be together but wouldnât love each other forever.
Boring, old-fashioned, and uninteresting!
If it were any other streamer, chat would start spewing their toxic.
Chen Yu glanced at his chat, crossed his arms, and smiled.
âDear patient, please wait a moment. The rule of my live broadcast room is to treat the patient first before accepting their payment.â
âMoreover, you will only pay if you are satisfied with my treatment. If you are not satisfied, you will not be charged.â
Chen Yu slowly re-explained the fees and rules of his livestream.
âDr. Chen, stop fooling around. Iâm not sick.â
âI came onto this livestream just to find peace of mind.â
[Love Only One For A Lifetime] smiled and added, âI know your ability. You can see through everything.â
âIâve been an honest child since 1 was young, and 1 donât invite trouble.â
âMy parents are especially reasonable to me. They never force me to do things 1 donât want.â
âThey didnât even object to me giving up the college entrance examination and choosing to study culinary.â
[Love Only One For A Lifetime] was in a good mood and started talking about his familyâs situation.
He explained that his parents had no problems with their relationship and treated him the best they could.
[Love Only One For A Lifetime] never had dark or depressing thoughts.
There was no such thing as a dark side to him, a nasty background that no one knew about, or complicated family issues.
Other than being a little fatter and having a bigger face, [Love Only One For A Lifetime] had no other worries.
âIf a patient can diagnose themselves, there wouldnât be a need for a doctor to exist,â Chen Yu answered.
âWait, is there really something wrong with me?â
Looking at Chen Yuâs serious expression, [Love Only One For A Lifetime] was slightly spooked.
He felt he was in a good place in both body and mind, so why did Chen Yu say that?
As soon as Chen Yu said that, the listless viewers instantly got energetic.
âYes, and it will become more and more serious,â replied Chen Yu.
âWhatâs wrong with me?â
[Love Only One For A Lifetime] asked nervously.
After watching countless of Chen Yuâs livestreams, [Love Only One For A Lifetime] knew never to doubt Chen Yuâs words
âPTSD.â
âWhat kind of illness is PTSD?â
[Love Only One For A Lifetime] scratched his head in confusion.
âI knew it. I told you all that Dr. Chen wouldnât let us down.â
âDr. Chen, whatâs with that acronym? Whatâs PTSD?â
âPTSD refers to post-traumatic stress disorder, a mental illness that occurs after a person is severely stimulated.â
âThe commenter above is right. This is a national disease rampant in a country that starts with US and ends with an A.â
âHahaha! Nice way to put it.â
âNational disease, LMAO.â
The term post-traumatic stress disorder was like hurling a stone in a calm lake, causing a thousand ripples.
The chat first mocked the USA, and then their imaginations started to run wild.
They were trying to guess what was [Love Only One For A Lifetime ]âs PTSD trigger.
Most thought that it was probably the end of his online relationship.
Either the girl was extremely ugly, or there was something that [Love Only One For A Lifetime] could not accept.
He wouldnât be able to take the blow and then develop post-traumatic stress disorder.
âDonât talk nonsense. This is impossible!â
Seeing many viewers mock the love of his life for being extremely ugly, I Love Only One For A Lifetime] felt like his lungs were about to explode.
He yelled out to silence chat and took out a photo on his phone.
âLook for yourself. Sheâs my online girlfriend that Iâm going to meet, Jiajia.â
It was a screenshot of a video chat that showed a girl in her twenties.
She wasnât very pretty, but she definitely wasnât ugly.
The room she was in should be her bedroom.
The interior of the room looked very cozy and clean.
âYouâre all just a bunch of jealous, single dudes. Youâre all just feeling the sour grapes.â
[Love Only One For A Lifetime] proudly proclaimed his love for his online girlfriend.
âNot long after we met, I started video chatting with Jiajia.â
âShe knows what 1 look like, and 1 know what sheâs like.â
âSheâs a good girl, and she definitely didnât date me to syphon my money.â
After saying that, he opened his chat history with Jiajia.
It showed [Love Only One For A Lifetime] had tried transferring money to Jiajia many times, with bigger and bigger amounts.
However, Jiajia did not accept even one of these transfers..