Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! - Chapter 128

Chapter 128: Chapter 128 Rap And Dance

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

After giving it some thought, Chen Yu replied with a short message.

“Dr. Chen, what are you busy with? Do you still want to continue the livestream?”

Seeing this comment, Chen Yu clicked on the mouse to send a reply.

“Of course, we’ll continue.”

After saying so, Chen Yu changed his sitting posture and smiled, saying, “1’11 take up some of everyone’s time to finish what you just said.”

“After that, she didn’t have time to harass the playboy or her best friend.”

“She will immediately find the foreigner who had s*x with her and ask him to take responsibility.”

“Or, give her a large sum of money to get an abortion.”

[Desperate Girl] was vain and always dreamed of reaching the heavens in one step.

Men in a complicated relationship with her were rich heirs or foreigners.

At the very least, they would be a middle-level manager in a large company.

The foreigner who had s*x with [Desperate Girl] was the son of a chief of a tribe with tens of thousands of people.

More than a year ago, he was invited to study abroad.

If he refused responsibility, [Desperate Girl] would go to the university to sue him and make him foreign trash.

“The other party is willing to take responsibility,” Chen Yu continued. “Not only did they not let her abort the child, but they also helped her handle all sorts of procedures to leave the country.”

“Although she would have to head to Africa to prepare for her pregnancy, [Desperate Girl] agreed readily when she thought about being the future wife of the chief.”

“However, the outcome differs from what this patient had imagined.”

The eyes of the viewers lit up, and they knew there would definitely be an incoming climax.

Chen Yu’s answer did indeed not disappoint them.

The climax really came.

“The son of the chief, who is only 26 years old, has already fathered nine children.”

“As for his wives,”

“There are about 11 legally registered ones,” Chen Yu said as he rubbed his fingers.

“I’m dying of laughter. 1 didn’t expect her to really become an African chief’s wife.”

“The twelfth one, too.”

“Hi, 1 want to be the wife of a tribal chief, but 1 found out that he already had three wives and four concubines.”

“A perfect title to a light novel.”

“Girls, what do you think?”

“Let’s put aside the facts for now.”

“Thank you, my black dude, for letting us honest men avoid a ticking time bomb.”

“This book will be titled: My Child Is My Gift To You.”

“Where can I buy your work? I want my whole family to have a copy.”

“I don’t have any words other than, What The Fuck?”

Fans nationwide were laughing and rolling on the ground to the point where emergency departments received distressed calls.

“Alright, her matter is over. Let’s invite the next patient.”

Chen Yu also wanted to laugh, but an expert must maintain their professional demeanor.

Next, a slightly handsome, thin boy wearing a loose T-shirt appeared on the screen, accompanied by fast-paced background music.

“Hello, everyone. I’m Xu Yi, who has been practicing for a year and a half and is about to debut in the center position.”

“To thank everyone for your support as always.”

“Next, 1 will perform a rap song for everyone.”

The viewers in the chat were dumbfounded.

Who was this?

The moment he came up, he said he was about to debut in the center position of an idol group.

They had never heard of his name before, so who supported him?

What rap?

“I’ve lived for 30 years, and this is the first time I’ve seen someone who dances this weirdly.”

“Help! Is he dancing some voodoo dance to kill me?”

“You’re dressed quite fashionably and don’t look like you have a problem with your brain.”

“I feel like something is missing.”

“Basketball!”

“This young man’s voice sounds strange.”

“Am I the only one paying attention to the AJ5 on his feet?”

“Those Jorden Red 5’s aren’t cheap.”

“That T-shirt of his isn’t cheap either. It is a joint design by a foreign celebrity.

“So you’re a rich heir. No wonder you can act so ridiculously.”

Xu Yi’s rap lasted more than three minutes, and the chat was spamming for him to stop.

It was unpleasant to hear, and the worst thing was that chat’s eyes were getting contaminated.

If you want to sing and dance, then so be it.

It was also fine if he danced horribly.

Halfway through the jump—maybe he hadn’t eaten breakfast or something—he tripped over himself twice.

“Thank you for your applause.”

Xu Yi was completely immersed in his own world as he bowed politely to the camera.

“Dear patient, we can start now.”

For three whole minutes, Chen Yu held his forehead.

Chen Yu only had the mood to look at Xu Yi’s glabella after he stopped rapping.

“Dr. Chen, my name is Xu Yi. I’m a…”

“This patient, another patient is waiting below. Let’s hurry up.”

Chen Yu was worried that Xu Yi would rap again, so he stretched out his hand and hurriedly stopped him.

He asked Xu Yi why he called in.

Xu Yi’s expression was a little gloomy as he said, “Dr. Chen, everyone says you’re the best at solving problems for others. I’m in trouble now. Please give me some ideas.”

“Go ahead,” Chen Yu said after adjusting his emotions.

“I’ve loved singing and dancing since 1 was young and vowed to become an idol and celebrity someday.”

“About a year ago, I took a selfie on the street and was discovered by a talent scout.”

“The talent scout said that I have a talent for rapping.”

“In the future, I’ll definitely become famous and a popular idol.”

“The instructors of this entertainment company also said that I’m very talented. With a little training, 1 can debut in the center position.”

“So, I became a trainee.”

“I need to hand in my training fees for the year’s second half, but my dad won’t give it to me no matter what.”

Xu Yi said with a frown.

“Dr. Chen, what should I do so my father can continue sending me money?”

“The company said they would help me contact the production team in the second half of the year and give me resources for my career.”

“If I stop training at this juncture, my previous efforts will be in vain.”

“Those valuable opportunities would also be given to others.”

Xu Yi was 17 years old this year, and no one would dare hire him even if he wanted to work part-time as his father refused to give him any money.

Left with no choice, he could only seek Chen Yu’s help.

Xu Yi seemed to have thought of something and said apologetically, “Dr. Chen,

1 know the rules of your livestream.”

“If I want to ask you for help, I have to pay 10,000 yuan.”

“Can this money be paid by actual goods?”

Xu Yi raised his foot and pointed at his sneakers.

“I still have two pairs of limited-edition sneakers at home. Together, they should be enough for 10,000 yuan.”

“If you agree, you can send me your address. 1’11 mail the shoes to you immediately.”

“You can keep your shoes,” Chen Yu said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

“You’re a minor. The rules for adults don’t apply to you.”

“You only need to pay one yuan.”

“Thank you, Dr. Chen.”

Xu Yi paid one yuan with a smile.

“Dr. Chen, what can I do to make my dad continue to pay for my training?”

“I can’t convince your father to give you money,” Chen Yu said calmly. “However, 1 have a way to cure your self-reproach depression.”

Xu Yi was stunned but smiled and said, “Dr. Chen, don’t joke around. I know how sunny and cheerful 1 am. How could 1 have depression?”

“If you don’t believe me, I’ll rap you a positively energized song..”