Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! - Chapter 137

Chapter 137: Chapter 137 The Impact Of The Third Consultation

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation

Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

Uchiha wanted to give himself a tight slap.

What was this?

No wonder the internet always said brats were the most terrifying creatures in the world.

But well…

He was also a naughty child back then…

“Dr. Chen, if I apologize to it sincerely, will it stop pestering me in the future?”

“Will my luck disappear as well?”

“It’s said that humans live for one purpose. Who’s to say it isn’t the same for supernatural existence?” said Chen Yu.

Actually, even if he didn’t apologize to the young family guardian,

It wouldn’t pester Uchiha for too long anyway.

The reason for this was that it could not hold on any longer.

Using strength beyond what it had, it kept increasing Uchiha’s luck.

Even Iron Man wasn’t capable of such feats, not to mention a little fox who didn’t have much cultivation.

“Then… after it leaves, my luck won’t plummet, and I’ll be unlucky, right?”

“That won’t happen.”

Noticing Uchiha’s worry, Chen Yu comforted him, “After it leaves, you will become an ordinary person.”

“Living a peaceful life daily, going to and from work normally.”

“Those strange things will no longer bother you.”

“Of course, you won’t get the extraordinary luck from the heavens again.”

After receiving Chen Yu’s confirmation, hesitation appeared on Uchiha’s face.

Although he kept complaining about the troubles that luck brought him, he never really hated them.

When the good luck that had been around him since he was young was about to disappear, he felt regret for it.

Uchiha was somewhat reluctant to let it go.

While good luck brought him all kinds of troubles, compared to the troubles, the benefits were much greater.

He had been a genius and a top student since he was young.

He had the courage and willingness to help others due to his firm belief in his luck.

He didn’t need to worry about clients at work, as customers were fighting to send him money.

He knew better than anyone that this was not because of his capabilities but because of the luck the little family guardian had bestowed upon him.

It was hard to suddenly become an ordinary person.

Chen Yu looked at Uchiha, who was in a dilemma.

It wasn’t difficult for Chen Yu to guess that this guy was struggling with his emotions.

After all, Uchiha was human.

His complaints might not be about what he really dislikes.

It was normal for one’s heart to be different from one’s words.

“Dear patient, I must remind you that everything has pros and cons.”

Stopping at the end was Chen Yu’s usual style.

As for what the person asking for help would think, that was their own business.

“Sigh, that’s it.”

“I’ll go offline and apologize to it.”

Uchiha heaved a long sigh.

Chen Yu’s words woke him up.

A man in his twenties had the appearance of a man in his forties.

Wasn’t this the price he had paid?

If this continued, people would probably call him Grandpa before he turned thirty.

“Brother, shouldn’t you consider it longer? Without it, you won’t be able to be the hotshot you are.”

Some viewers sent comments to persuade Uchiha to think twice about apologizing.

Although there were always losses, no matter what, it was still more beneficial for Uchiha to maintain his luck.

With his luck, he could do anything he wanted.

“Everyone, stop it. I’ve already thought it through.”

“Look at my face,” Uchiha said with a bitter smile. “Those who don’t know me personally can never tell that I’m only in my twenties.”

“Being called Uncle and Grandpa daily, so what if you’re lucky when you’re depressed?”

At this point, Uchiha asked Chen Yu again.

Other than the accelerated aging of his appearance.

Was his physical fitness declining as well?

Chen Yu nodded and gave an affirmative answer.

“Phew.”

Uchiha took a deep breath.

He had guessed correctly.

Not only his face had aged, but also his body and vitality.

Upon hearing this conversation, the comments that advised Uchiha to think twice disappeared.

It was one thing if he only looked old, but to have the body of a middle-aged man in his twenties?

Who could withstand this?

He wouldn’t even be able to get it up with a beautiful girl.

In another two years, he might even be panting while taking a walk. Just thinking about it was terrifying.

“Dr. Chen, can I add your contact information?”

“If it doesn’t want to leave or there’s any other misunderstanding, I hope 1 can contact you in time.”

Uchiha looked at Chen Yu pitifully, as he had no experience dealing with such a mysterious incident.

It would be safer if he could obtain Chen Yu’s contact information.

“Sure.”

Chen Yu sent his contact information to Uchiha through a private message.

Even if Uchiha didn’t say anything, Chen Yu would still exchange contact information with him.

Judging from their fate, the two of them would still be bound together after this.

After receiving Chen Yu’s contact information, Uchiha paid the 10,000 yuan consultation fee.

“Alright, today’s three rounds of consultation have ended.”

In the next second, the screen of the livestream went black.

“Still this familiar ending. His livestream time is unpredictable, and the speed of logging off is faster than college students going to the cafeteria for lunch.” “Brothers, was that last consultation considered as promoting feudal superstition?”

This comment immediately stumped chat.

The fact that Chen Yu insisted on telling Uchiha that he was lucky because his family guardian blessed him was 100% superstitious.

But…

Before Chen Yu gave his explanation, he explained the term ‘supernatural existences’ again and even claimed that it belonged to a scientific category.

“Who cares about science and superstition? As long as it’s entertaining, it’s fine.”

“Wise words. If Dr. Chen says it’s science, then it’s science. It’s still a scientific experiment, even if he starts streaming him catching a zombie.”

“I see chat has completely given up on thinking.”

In a small county with a small population, there was a fortune-telling shop called Fuxi Hall.

Inside was a slightly plump middle-aged man wearing a Daoist robe and a Daoist crown.

While watching Chen Yu’s past livestream recordings, he took out his phone and made a call.

“Yes, according to the style of a psychological clinic. Yes, yes, yes, you didn’t hear wrongly.”

“Design a new signboard for me and call it Fuxi Psychological Science Studio.”

After hanging up the phone, the middle-aged Daoist priest paused briefly before clicking to exit the livestream.

He tapped on the keyboard with both hands and entered a shopping website.

He ordered a white coat, gold-rimmed glasses, and dozens of psychologist’s portraits.

Finally, the middle-aged Daoist priest pondered slightly before ordering a few boxes of business cards.

Fuxi Psychological Science Studio, special-grade psychologist.

Coincidentally.

On the same day, many people across the country did the same as him.

They were all people from the Mystic Sect who were not popular.

At a construction site in Hangzhou City.

“Fuck! 1 had enough staying at this shitty construction site!”

A scrawny man with thick eyebrows and big eyes threw the fine slip at the foreman’s face.

He carried his simple luggage and left.

“If being a psychologist is that lucrative, why would 1 fucking continue this physical labor?”

The man complained as he walked.

Calculating the money he had earned moving bricks, renting a shop, and buying some psychologist outfits should be enough.

The man did not feel any burden at all for imitating Chen Yu.

How was it fair that the Daoist Faction could start such a lucrative business while the rest of the Mystic Sect only struggled to survive at the bottom of society?