Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! - Chapter 176:

Chapter 176: Chapter 176 A Hairdryer With A Spray Gun Function

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

“Buzz!”

The hairdryer in his hand made a loud noise.

Sparks flew behind the hairdryer, which made it look kind of cool.

Zhou Kexin’s mind went blank, with her ears buzzing.

What just happened?

It sounded like a cannonball exploded beside her ear.

No, no. It was similar to the roar of a plane flying over their heads.

Zhou Kexin didn’t know if the hairdryer was a silent product, but she muted the stream regardless.

Chen Yu put down his hands that were covering his ears.

Using his right hand, he waved it twice over Zhou Kexin’s ear.

The comments in the livestream decreased briefly, followed by an overwhelming wave of complaints.

“Not only did Brother Crunch create an idiom that will be passed down through the ages, but he also redefined the meaning of the word ‘silent’.”

“Are you sure that Crunch is selling hairdryers and not the exhaust jets of fighter jets?”

“A mach ring! Brothers, I see a mach ring.”

“Nonsense, it was clearly a sonic boom.”

“A turbo hairdryer!”

“I’m just curious about what level of energy consumption it has.”

“Other than the blowing function, is it equivalent to buying a large spray gun?”

“This isn’t a hairdryer. This is a SpaceX rocket.”

Looking at these live comments, Zhou Kexin almost laughed out of anger.

That roar almost scared her out of her wits.

It was really too terrifying.

“Dr. Chen, you saw it. This is not a hairdryer. It’s basically a bomber jet in disguise.”

Zhou Kexin huffed unhappily.

“Why doesn’t anyone take action against this bastard?”

Zhou Kexin suddenly had an idea.

“Dr. Chen, I plan to call in Crunch’s stream. What do you think?”

Hearing this, Chen Yu shook his head and smiled bitterly. “All you want is to blast out that he’s a scam, no?”

“Hehehe.”

Zhou Kexin giggled in embarrassment.

“Go ahead. If you want to ask anything later, 1’11 type it to you via private message,” said Chen Yu.

“Alright.”

With Chen Yu’s support, Zhou Kexin confidently requested to call in.

Today, she would definitely destroy Crunch’s reputation and make him the laughingstock of the Internet.

After a famous idiom was born from the fake wine incident, almost no streamers were willing to talk to Crunch.

Of course, Crunch wouldn’t accept any small streamer calling in, either.

Alas, more prominent streamers cherished their reputations and worried they would be treated as accomplices to his scams.

When he saw Zhou Kexin’s request, he clicked ‘Accept’ without hesitation.

The moment the call connected, Chen Yu retreated behind the computer.

He continued watching the livestream on his computer.

“Miss Zhou actually called in. Is she here to sponsor something too?”

“Why do I feel that Miss Zhou’s location is a little familiar? I’ve seen it somewhere before.

“Miss Zhou, listen to our advice. Calling into Crunch’s stream will only make you lose your popularity. You’d better leave.”

“Zhou X Crunch Collab.”

Chat never dreamed that Miss Zhou would call into Crunch’s livestream.

Both chats had fun messing with each other, which boosted the popularity of Zhou Kexin’s livestream and caused the number of viewers in Crunch’s livestream to soar to nearly two million.

Crunch was ecstatic.

Just earlier, he was still fretting over how to get through the awkward scene.

He knew this hairdryer was a low-quality product, but he did not expect it would be so problematic that it almost sent him to the afterlife.

At this time, Zhou Kexin received a private message from Chen Yu, asking her to persuade Crunch to test the second hairdryer on his table.

Knowing something was wrong with the second hairdryer, Zhou Kexin smiled and said, “Hello, Brother Crunch. I was watching your livestream earlier and was very interested in your introduction of this hairdryer.”

“As far as I know, this chip should be installed on mobile phones and tablets.”

“I didn’t expect technology to be so advanced now that even hairdryers can use this kind of chip.”

“Can you show me again? If the performance is good, I’ll order one now.”

After saying this, both chats laughed out loud.

Since Zhou Kexin was watching the livestream earlier, who gave her the courage to buy it?

How could she dare to say something like placing an order?

When did her eyes and ears become ornaments?

Did she not see the hairdryer spewing fire and making a loud noise?

Crunch was also stunned by Zhou Kexin’s strange request.

Anyone with a discerning eye could tell something was wrong with the hairdryer.

Why did Zhou Kexin still want to buy it?

Could she be a helper hired by the brand?

Thinking about it carefully, Creak felt that it was possible.

“Brother Crunch, can you turn on the second hairdryer and let me take a look?”

“The problem just now should be a small probability of failure. 1 believe that you won’t cheat your fans.”

The smile on Zhou Kexin’s face did not fade, but she was scheming silently.

Chen Yu’s words definitely wouldn’t be wrong.

There must be a bigger problem with the second hairdryer.

Crunch’s expression was a little awkward.

It wasn’t that he didn’t want to test it, but he didn’t dare to.

What if the second hairdryer continued to malfunction?

“Brother Crunch, don’t be afraid. Just try it; maybe you’ll pass away.”

“It’s two things in one. A hairdryer and a spray gun. I love it!”

“Hello. We are the staff of the Rocket Research Institute. We would like to study your hairdryer.”

“Namo Fire Breathing Hairdryer Bodhisattva.”

Chat laughed and mocked the hairdryer, while Crunch silently cursed the chat’s ancestors.

He looked at Zhou Kexin, who was full of anticipation.

At this moment, Crunch was really in a dilemma.

If someone else requested to continue the test, there were a hundred ways to brush it off.

But this was Zhou Kexin, who was also a prominent streamer; things would not be easy.

Although Zhou Kexin did not have as many fans as he did, her influence was far above his.

Her fans were all true fans.

While he had a few million fans, more than half of them were here for the joke.

They all had the mentality of watching a clown show.

At this moment, the hairdryer brand’s person in charge, standing directly opposite Crunch, nodded heavily.

He signaled for Crunch to continue testing.

One problematic hairdryer did not represent all of them.

But, of course, their hairdryers only cost a few yuan to manufacture.

Since the person in charge nodded, Crunch could only bite the bullet and turn on the second hairdryer, according to Zhou Kexin’s request.

The moment the hairdryer was turned on, a ball of flame shot out.

Screams like pigs being slaughtered rang out in the livestream.

It was unknown whether it was intentional or not, but the flame that spat out actually ignited the hair of the person in charge.

“Quickly find water to extinguish the fire!!!”

Seeing that his sponsor was about to be roasted alive, Crunch panicked.

He bent down and picked up a few exquisite-looking wine bottles from the ground.

He unscrewed the bottle cap and poured it on his head.

The fans who were laughing suddenly felt that their brains had frozen in real time.

This was someone who had their hair set on fire by a ‘blowtorch’.

Crunch didn’t look for water but used wine to extinguish the fire.

What grudge did the two of them have for Crunch to pour wine on fire?

Accompanied by a series of shouts and screams, the wine miraculously extinguished the fire.

However, the price was not small..