Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! - Chapter 178

Chapter 178: Chapter 178 Crunch Wine, Crunch Time

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

“Doctor… Dr. Chen, my wine is not very… It doesn’t taste good.”

“It won’t meet your standards.”

Crunch stuttered and was no longer as fluent and eloquent as before.

“Please don’t say that,” Chen Yu said. “I’m just an ordinary psychologist. What wouldn’t it meet my standards?”

“If you can’t bear to give it to me for free, I’ll spend money to buy it.”

“1’11 transfer the 88 yuan to you now. Don’t forget to deliver the goods.”

“Don’t, don’t transfer!”

Crunch was scared half to death.

Without exception, anyone who had communicated directly with Chen Yu through a livestream was in deep trouble.

Chen Yu dug out all of their unbearable pasts.

Even though Crunch hadn’t committed murder, arson, or robbery before.

However, he had earned a lot of money through no-so-good means.

Once Chen Yu skinned him through, he would also give him a mental illness.

Crunch would be crying for mercy after that.

“Why? Why aren’t you willing to give me the wine even if 1 pay?”

Chen Yu asked playfully.

“My wine doesn’t have alcohol content. So…”

Before he could finish his sentence, the chat started laughing crazily.

No wonder Crunch used the wine to extinguish a fire.

It turned out that there was no alcohol in it.

“Pay attention. This man, Crunch, is facing the most important choice in his life.”

“Brother Crunch, there are hundreds of known mental illnesses. There must be one that suits you.”

“For Dr. Chen to patronize his livestream, his ancestors must be rolling in their graves.”

From the corner of his eye, Crunch saw the comments mocking him.

Crunch wanted to rush to the homes of these viewers and strangle them one by one, and he couldn’t hide the look in his murderous eyes.

“This is the first time I’ve heard of alcohol-free wine,” Chen Yu said calmly.

“The more you talk about it, the more curious 1 am. I’ll place an order now.”

“Dr. Chen, no, Brother Chen, 1’11 be honest.”

“What’s in the bottle isn’t wine; it’s just fizzy drinks,” he said in a panic.

“I don’t believe it.” Chen Yu shook his head.

“Everyone says Brother Crunch never scams his fans, and the things he sells are genuine.”

“He always sells them at a price lower than the factory price.”

The viewers laughed wildly when they discovered the bottle was filled with normal, fizzy drinks.

“This wine is divine. After I drank it, 1 encountered a drunk-driving check and bragged for the entire night that I scored a o.”

“When 1 was young, I saw Brother Crunch use a fake gun to pass off as a real gun. 1 knew that this kid would not be simple when he grew up.”

“Brother Crunch is actually trying to remind us of the many ways to scam fans out of their money with sponsored goods. It’s really informative!”

“Crunch brand fine wine, specially provided for the dead.”

“Are you taking us for fools?”

“The bottle is beautiful. 1 want to buy it. The wine is for my dad to drink, and the bottle is for my collection.”

“What a loving father and son.”

“The saying that shameless people are invincible is apt.”

After confirming that Chen Yu didn’t intend to let him off so easily, Crunch trembled as a cold sweat dripped down his forehead.

If he weren’t livestreaming, he would kneel and kowtow three times to Chen

Yu, begging him to let it go.

“The bottle really contains just a normal fizzy drink. If you don’t believe me, I’ll show you one.”

Hearing this, Chen Yu asked concernedly, “What if you get alcohol poisoning?” “The bottle has no alcohol. It’s impossible for alcohol poisoning to happen.” After saying that, Crunch opened the bottle cap and gulped it down.

An entire bottle of wine was emptied.

It was better to admit that it was a fizzy drink than to admit that he was selling fake wine.

After all, selling fake wine would incur criminal responsibility.

A bottle filled with normal fizzy drinks would only label him as an irresponsible seller.

He could pass the storm by just paying a fine.

The two types of mistakes were different in nature, and their responsibilities were also different.

This was something that Crunch deeply understood.

“You drank it so quickly,” Chen Yu commented. “You must be very thirsty. Why don’t you drink the remaining bottle as well?”

Upon hearing this, Crunch almost collapsed to the ground.

After drinking an entire bottle, Crunch’s internal organs started to churn violently.

The smell of low-quality alcohol rushed to the top of his head.

When he heard that he had to drink the other bottle, Crunch despaired as if he were about to head to an execution ground.

He reached out and grabbed another bottle of wine.

His hand trembled as he twisted the bottle cap.

The next second, the smell of inferior alcohol rushed into his nose.

In front of more than two million viewers in the live broadcast room, he bent down and vomited on the ground.

Crunch not only wanted to strangle those viewers who were making a ruckus.

He wanted to strangle the manufacturer of this wine as well.

It was one thing to produce fake wine.

Could they at least put in a little more effort to get the smell right?

“I died from drinking fake wine last year.”

“I just don’t understand why Crunch just has to get himself involved with wine.”

“Is the biggest cost of that bottle of wine the bottle and shipping?”

“They must be designated suppliers to those cheap nightclubs.”

“Buy it in the morning and arrive at noon. The whole family will be leaving the mortal realm neatly by nighttime.”

“I bought a box of Brother Crunch’s wine and gave it to my father. 1 don’t know why, but the next day, I was chased out of the house by my father.”

Glancing at the live comments, Chen Yu smiled and said, “Brother Crunch, this isn’t good.”

“Why would you vomit after drinking a bottle of fizzy drink? It seems that your health is not in good shape.”

“Why don’t I start a livestream just for you alone and help check if you have any mental illness?”

“Dr. Chen, I was wrong.”

Crunch knelt on the ground and begged, “I won’t upsell anything in the future.

Please don’t talk to me.”

“Don’t say that I’m sick. I beg you.”

“As long as you stop pushing your goods, your condition will improve little by little,” Chen Yu said.

“If you continue to livestream, even I can’t help you.”

Crunch then raised his hand and swore he would never sell anything on his channel.

Zhou Kexin almost laughed out loud.

The wicked really needed someone more wick…

Bah, she meant to say the wicked needed an expert to deal with.

Only an expert like Chen Yu could make Crunch confess honestly that there was a problem with the wine he was selling.

“Someone is coming in. Close the call.”

After glancing at the door, Chen Yu placed his hands behind his back and returned to his desk.

Hearing that someone was coming in, Zhou Kexin hurriedly bid farewell to her fans.

After ending the call, she went over to open the door.

“Welcome. Are you here for consultation or for medicinal purchase?”

Ten seconds later, a tall and imposing man came in from outside.

Zhou Kexin immediately introduced herself as an assistant nurse.

She politely asked the man if he was here to treat his mental illness or to purchase medicine from Chen Yu.

The man looked at Zhou Kexin from head to toe, then turned his head and asked, “Dr. Chen, who is this lady?”

“Her name is Zhou Kexin,” Chen Yu introduced. “She’s currently an assistant nurse here.”

“Zhou Kexin… Oh.”

“Huyu platform’s famous Miss Zhou, hello, nice to meet you.”

Li Changjun reached out his hand and shook Zhou Kexin’s hand. “Captain Li, you’re here to purchase goods again, right?” Chen Yu asked..