Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! - Chapter 245

Chapter 245: Chapter 245 Enjoying Snacks With A Scene

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

“There are 50 million yuan in this card. Whoever is more skilled and can drive away the unclean things on my daughter’s body will get this money.”

“Who comes first doesn’t matter. I only care about the results.”

“As for why my daughter was possessed, we have to start from the middle of last month.”

“Not long ago, my daughter missed her deceased mother and went to the cemetery alone to pay her respects.”

“Not long after she returned home, she became crazy, and her body temperature alternated between cold and hot.”

“I thought she caught a cold while sweeping the grave, so I sent my daughter to the hospital for treatment.”

“The doctor checked and said that my daughter is normal, but her condition hasn’t improved.”

“Later, I invited a Fengshui expert to help me take a look at her situation.” “According to this expert, there is an evil spirit hidden in my daughter’s body.” “This evil spirit is very fierce, and he is only good at Fengshui, not good at catching ghosts. He suggested that I find someone else.”

“Therefore, I ordered my butler to look for experts and send invitations to everyone.”

“You are all famous masters in Hangzhou City and the surrounding areas.”

“Please do your best to help my daughter out of danger.”

“This old man is here to thank everyone once again.”

After saying that, Qiao Baishun bowed deeply to everyone.

Everyone said politely that they would definitely help Joanna return to normal.

“The graveyards in the city are all located in good and auspicious places,” someone said. “It’s rare to meet ghosts and evil spirits there.”

“Even if there are, they are all wandering ghosts without any cultivation. It is very difficult for them to possess a human body.”

Everyone nodded at that.

The Qiao family was a wealthy family, so Qiao Baishun’s ex-wife would definitely be buried in the best cemetery possible.

The better the cemetery, the higher the requirements for Fengshui.

Joanna went to the cemetery to sweep her mother’s grave, and when she came back, she was possessed, which proved that she had encountered something unclean in the cemetery.

How could there be something dirty in a place with good Fengshui?

“Sigh.”

Qiao Baishun let out a long sigh.

“You may not know this, but the day my daughter visited the grave was the fifteenth day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, the day when the gates of hell opened.”

“When she left the cemetery, it was already late at night.”

Everyone was enlightened.

If that was the case, it made sense.

After explaining the whole story of Joanna being possessed, Qiao Baishun once again gave the butler a look.

The butler walked into the small door.

After coming out, there were a few servants behind the butler and a young woman sitting in a wheelchair.

The beauty was in her twenties this year, and she was gorgeous.

Perhaps it was because of the evil spirit inside her; her skin was abnormally pale.

Her eyes were lifeless, and her body was stiff.

Even so, it did not change her beauty at all.

Moreover, she had the frailty of a sickly beauty, which made many men attracted to Joanna’s beauty.

Zhou Kexin was no exception.

After a few seconds, Zhou Kexin muttered to herself, “She’s many times prettier in person than in the photo.”

“Mr. Qian was in his fifties, yet he could still give birth to such a beautiful child.”

“Old but vigorous, full of energy.”

The corners of Chen Yu’s mouth twitched, and he nearly laughed out loud.

Zhou Kexin was not only black-bellied but also had a nasty tongue.

While she praised Joanna’s beauty, she didn’t forget to talk shit about Qiao Baishun.

Qiao Baishun was seventy-two, and Joanna was in her early twenties.

It meant she was born in his fifties.

“Dr. Chen, is Joanna Qiao Baishun’s biological daughter?” Zhou Kexin suddenly asked.

“Qiao Baishun’s old face is like the bark of a withered tree, and he’s only 1.6 meters tall.”

“Joanna is fair and beautiful, and she has a pair of long legs. Are you sure she’s his biological daughter?”

“Cough, cough, cough…”

Chen Yu nearly choked on his own saliva.

If Qiao Baishun had heard this, Zhou Kexin would definitely have been in deep trouble.

Fortunately, Zhou Kexin knew her limits and didn’t speak loudly.

“Don’t worry, Master Qiao. The evil spirit that has possessed Miss Qiao is an evil spirit from the underworld that has been cultivated for decades. My Fiery Eyes have long seen through it.”

“Master Qiao, please wait for a moment. I will use the Daoist Dharma to destroy this evil ghost.”

The fat Daoist Priest walked out of the crowd and pulled out the peach wood sword on his back.

He swung his sword twice.

“Thank you, Daoist Priest,” Qiao Baishun said with a smile.

Seeing that someone had gotten there first, the others were extremely unhappy.

They cursed the fat Daoist Priest to be eaten by evil ghosts.

“What’s inside Miss Qiao’s body isn’t an evil spirit, but a fiend. I’m best at dealing with fiends, so let me handle it.”

The man in sunglasses walked out of the crowd, unwilling to be outdone.

Then, another person came out.

He claimed to be a supreme warlock and could ask the supreme-rulers and buddhas for help.

In front of supreme-rulers and buddhas, no matter what kind of evil things, they would be undone.

Not long after, several more people volunteered themselves.

The few of them quarreled, and they vividly displayed the art of human language.

“You’re just a fucking street vendor selling Viagra. What kind of warlock are you?!”

“Weren’t you selling fake medicine not long ago and being chased by the authorities like a rabbit?”

“Learn a few Northeastern words before calling yourself a warlock!”

“I can also wear a Daoist robe and call myself Master Zhang!”

At the back of the crowd, Zhou Kexin could no longer look on.

She turned around and opened her small backpack.

She took out a bottle of soda and a bag of boneless chicken wings.

Chen Yu watched with relish, a smile appearing on his face from time to time.

“Dr. Chen, do you want a beer?”

Chen Yu turned to look at Zhou Kexin’s backpack.

Good heavens, this wasn’t just a backpack. It was basically a small grocery store.

There was food and drink.

There was beer, peanuts, potato chips, spicy sticks, yogurt, and two sealed durian meats.

“Why did you bring so many snacks?” Chen Yu didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. “Those who don’t know better might think that you’re going on a spring outing.”

“How can you enjoy a scene without snacks?” Zhou Kexin said in a matter-of-fact tone.

“Dr. Chen, do you want beer or not? If not, I’ll close my bag.”

“Bring it over.”

Aside from the beer, Chen Yu also took out a packet of garlic peanuts.

After taking the snacks from Zhou Kexin, Chen Yu walked to the side and brought over two chairs.

Then, the two of them sat down and continued eating.

One was drinking soda and eating chicken wings, while the other took a sip of beer and a peanut.

The argument was still going on, and Qiao Baishun’s face darkened.

“Butler, arc these the experts you invited?”

Qiao Baishun called the butler to his side and scolded him in a low voice. “Look at them! What are they?!”

“They’re charlatans!”

“Master, please calm down. As the saying goes, if the mountain is not high, there won’t be treasures. Although these people’s personalities are not very good, they are all capable people.”

The butler comforted Qiao Baishun. The more capable a person was, the weirder their temper would be.

Now that he had a favor to ask of these people, he had to endure it.

For the sake of his daughter, Qiao Baishun could only suppress his anger.

He hoped that among the hundreds of people who came, there would at least be a few who were truly capable, someone who could chase away the filth on his daughter’s body..