Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! - Chapter 246

Chapter 246: Chapter 246 Stop Eating, Be Serious!

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

“Dr. Chen, other than her lifeless eyes and not moving at all, I don’t feel anything unusual about her. Is she really possessed?”

Zhou Kexin burped as she asked.

“She’s indeed possessed by a special energy body.” Chen Yu put down the beer in his hand and replied.

“If you do something, you can solve her problem in minutes, right?”

“Maybe.”

Chen Yu smiled noncommittally and shifted his gaze to the front again.

“Everyone, stop arguing.”

“If you want to get 50 million, it will depend on your true capabilities.”

Qiao Baishun’s tone carried traces of unhappiness as he warned everyone to stop arguing and start exorcising.

If they continued arguing, it would be dawn soon.

Hearing this, the few of them stopped arguing and swarmed around Joanna.

The fat priest waved his peach-wood sword above Joanna’s head.

The man who claimed to be a warlock took two steps back, clenched his fists, and kept hitting his heart.

A few seconds later, the warlock was trembling non-stop as if he had a cramp, and he let out a sharp yell.

“Hey! How dare you? I, Old Sun Wukong, have descended into the human world. Why aren’t you coming out and surrendering quickly?”

The warlock stuck his head out as soon as he finished speaking and bared his teeth at Joanna.

“Sheesh, what a drama queen.”

Zhou Kexin took a bite of her boneless chicken wing.

When the warlock pretended to be a monkey, he really looked like one.

The other people’s performances were equally fantastic.

Someone shouted and invited an immortal to possess him.

Someone took out a small red packet, grabbed a handful of rice, and threw it at Joanna.

“Dr. Chen, after we get the 50 million yuan, shall we go for supper?”

“I haven’t eaten crayfish in a long time. Garlic, five-spice, or spicy flavor, I won’t refuse anything.”

Zhou Kexin finished her wings in one go and picked up some more snacks.

“Alright, we’ll have crayfish for supper tonight.”

Chen Yu and Zhou Kexin chatted casually.

They were discussing which kind of crayfish was the best.

Everyone before them displayed their abilities, but it was useless.

Time passed by, and soon, half an hour had passed.

Everyone was panting from exhaustion.

The warlock claimed to be possessed by the Great Sage Sun Wukong was as tired as a dog. He sat on the ground and panted with his tongue out.

The rest of the people laughed out loud when they saw this, and then they began to fight to get on stage.

“Amitabha… I’ll blast you to death!”

A monk held a Buddhist prayer bead in his hand, and his shout overpowered everyone else.

After finishing her chips, Zhou Kexin grabbed a handful of garlic peanuts from Chen Yu’s hand.

“Dr. Chen,” Zhou Kexin said as she ate, “these guys are all talented comedians. I’m sure they won’t be lonely if they work on sewing machines together in prison.”

“Look at them. All of them are so confident in their so-called abilities.”

“Wow, Dr. Chen, look! That person can actually breathe fire!”

Zhou Kexin patted Chen Yu’s shoulder with her other hand as a bare-chested man took out a windproof lighter and spat flames out, almost burning Joanna’s hair.

“He took a swing of alcohol in his mouth beforehand,” Chen Yu laughed.

“It’s all a trick.”

“The reason why the talisman in the Daoist Priest’s hand has blood stains is that it was smeared with turnip juice in advance.”

“The turnip juice and an alkaline base will have a chemical reaction and turn blood color.”

“The warlock used to work in a circus. He’s good at imitating all kinds of animals.”

“That bespectacled gangster used to be an actual gangster in a market back then. He was punished and imprisoned for a few years.”

“After he came out, he wanted to be a streamer, but he decided to be a swindler instead after getting restricted by the streaming platform.”

“The auntie, wearing a short skirt and spaghetti strap, is dressed as a witch.

She wore those instead since she couldn’t buy actual witch’s clothes.”

“The woman with a bell on her body claims to be a shaman from the northeast. She couldn’t get shaman clothes, so she made one herself after searching the Internet.”

Chen Yu revealed these people’s secrets nonchalantly.

At the same time, he told Zhou Kexin that there were a few capable people in this group.

However, they could fool ordinary people.

Once they encountered something truly powerful, they would still wet their pants from the fright.

As he exposed these people’s secrets, Chen Yu deeply agreed with the authorities’ decision.

It’s great that there’s strict punishment for being a charlatan, as the situation would be ten times worse than it was if they didn’t crack down.

“What are you two doing?”

Right at this moment, Qiao Baishun smelled a strange smell.

Who was eating durian?

As he noticed Chen Yu and Zhou Kexin, Qiao Baishun’s nose was nearly crooked from anger.

He invited these people over to help his daughter exorcise the evil in her, not for a show.

Chen Yu and Zhou Kexin sat on chairs with peanut shells, food packaging, and a half-filled beer bottle beside them.

Zhou Kexin was even holding a piece of durian meat in her hand.

Cans of coke, beer, and peanut shells were thrown all over the ground.

By the way, was durian that delicious?

Zhou Kexin felt uncomfortable under everyone’s stares and quickly finished the durian in her hand.

“Don’t worry about us,” Chen Yu said indifferently. “You guys continue.”

“Stop eating and be serious! We’re exorcising evil spirits!”

The fat Daoist Priest reprimanded him unhappily.

“Since the two of you are here, you must also be people from the mystic sect invited by Master Qiao.”

“Ignoring Miss Qiao’s safety, how dare you eat and drink here? You’re really a scum of the mystic world!”

To ease the awkwardness of their inabilities, everyone pointed their fingers at Chen Yu and Zhou Kexin.

They scolded the two of them for being ignorant and incompetent.

“You guys are the ignorant ones!”

Zhou Kexin stood up and said, “It’s fine if you reprimanded me, but if you’re critiquing Dr. Chen, be careful not to shoot yourself in the foot.”

Many people’s expressions changed when they heard Dr. Chen’s name.

Qiao Baishun called his butler over and asked, “Butler, who are these two? Why do I feel like I’ve heard the name Dr. Chen somewhere before?”

“Master, he’s Chen Yu, an internet celebrity who’s recently risen to fame.”

“He was also the one who predicted that CEO Xu would not live long.”

Qiao Baishun quickly recalled Chen Yu’s identity, and the anger in his heart vanished.

It was rumored that Chen Yu was someone who could help anyone solve their problems online as a psychologist.

At the same time, his character was unpredictable, and his style of doing things was unrestrained.

It was unsurprising for people with such unique behavior to sit behind, eat, and drink.

A warm smile appeared on Qiao Baishun’s face. He then took the initiative to walk up to Chen Yu and cup his hands. “Dr. Chen, I’ve long heard of your name.” “Dr. Chen, please help my daughter out of danger.”

“This old man will definitely reward you heavily in a while.”

Nodding, Chen Yu silently approached Joanna.

After glancing at Joanna, who was still in her wheelchair, Chen Yu placed his hand inside his coat.

When he took his hand out again, everyone’s expressions changed drastically.

Chen Yu took out a water gun and aimed it at Joanna’s forehead..