Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! - Chapter 259

Chapter 259: Chapter 259 The Real Reason For The Blind Date’s Failure

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

Accompanied by the overwhelming barrage of comments, the chat eagerly waited to see who Chen Yu was referring to.

[Single for 30 Years] walked to the door in confusion and reached out to open it.

A kind-looking old woman in her fifties appeared in front of everyone.

Seeing this, the viewers were disappointed.

Many viewers guessed that this person should be [Single for 30 Years]’s mother It was as they expected.

“Mom, didn’t you go out to play mahjong with Auntie Huang and the others?

Why are you back so early?”

“It’s all because of your marriage.”

The woman rolled her eyes at her son.

“Here, this is the blind date that Auntie Huang introduced you to.”

“Dress up more energetically when you meet her on the weekend. Don’t dress up like before.”

As she spoke, her mother stuffed a photo into [Single for 30 Years]’s hand, muttering a few words to him.

Due to the distance, the viewers only heard that her family was wealthy and had a good personality; she was also especially sensible.

Back in front of the computer, [Single for 30 Years] said gloomily, “Dr. Chen, you’re not right.”

“I only said that your marriage is by your side and will come soon,” Chen Yu said coolly. “I didn’t say that the person knocking on the door is your match.” “Dear patient, you’re thinking too much.”

“Marriage is by my side and will come soon? Could it be her?”

Looking at the woman in the photo, [Single for 30 Years] shook his head.

It was impossible.

She would not take a fancy to him at all.

[Single for 30 Years] was eager to find someone to fall in love with, but that did not mean he was brainless.

He had some self-awareness.

The woman in the photo would never fall for him.

“Dr. Chen, please don’t beat around the bush. Tell me directly. Who is my marriage partner?”

“I’ve had enough of being single.”

“My mom nags me every day. Every day during the company’s lunch break, my colleagues either show off their children or send messages to their girlfriends.” “I’ve tried to change myself, but it’s all useless.”

The more she spoke, the more depressed she became.

The woman who went on a blind date with him ignored him after meeting him; perhaps it was because of his fat body.

Or perhaps he needed to improve at dressing up.

There was no other way. This was the nature of his job.

He sat down for the majority of his workday and lacked exercise. He wanted to lose weight but didn’t have the time to do so.

He had even less experience dressing up.

There was a period of time when he went online to learn how to dress for a blind date and how to wear clothes to gain their favor.

In the end, it backfired.

It made his body even more bloated.

“Dr. Chen, please help him. From the looks of it, he really wants to fall in love and get married.”

“If he doesn’t lose weight, even if Dr. Chen helps him, his marriage with the woman may not last long.”

“Brother, you have to accept reality. This is an era where looks are everything.” Looking at the comments in the chat, [Single for 30 Years] sighed helplessly. Knowing that his appearance was average, the conditions he proposed for the blind date were also not very high.

As long as the woman was decent-looking, healthy, had a college degree, knew how to care for the elderly, and had a cheerful and generous personality, she would be his ideal partner.

“Dear patient, you don’t have to feel depressed because of this.”

“Although the reason for your failure to find a partner has some part to do with your appearance and weight, it’s not the main reason.”

This sentence was like a bright light in the dark night that made [Single for 30 Years] suddenly raise his head.

“Dr. Chen, what did you just say?” [Single for 30 Years] stared at him with his big, bell-like eyes. “The reason 1 can’t find a girlfriend doesn’t have much to do with my figure and looks?”

“Your figure and appearance will affect the results of your blind date to a certain extent,” Chen Yu said with a faint smile. “However, for you, this isn’t the main reason.”

“Putting aside these physical conditions, your personal conditions are not bad.” “You have a house, your parents have their pension all settled, and you graduated from a famous university.”

“You’re a programmer and earn 20,000 to 30,000 a month. You have a bright future in the matchmaking market.”

“The reason why every blind date ends in failure or why you don’t like the blind dates introduced to you by others is all man-made.”

“What man-made reason?”

[Single for 30 Years] asked anxiously.

“Before answering this question,” Chen Yu said, “show everyone the photo in your hand.”

“Sure.”

[Single for 30 Years] didn’t even think twice about putting the photo of his blind date in front of the camera.

“What kind of fairy is this? She’s too good-looking.”

“Fairy? She definitely had plastic surgery. Otherwise, there wouldn’t be such a beautiful woman.”

“Wow, her eyes are shining!”

“To be honest, most people can’t afford to maintain such a girlfriend.”

“Only when you’re handsome enough will you know how proactive a girl can be.”

“Everyone, stop dreaming. She’s not in our class.”

The woman in the photo was a typical fair-skinned beauty with long legs.

[Single for 30 Years] was definitely not her cup of tea.

If the woman in the photo had never been under a knife and the photo had not been photoshopped, she would be eligible to participate in any beauty pageant. A beautiful woman needed a blind date? What a joke.

Even if she needed to go on blind dates, she wouldn’t match with [Single for 30 Years].

“Dr. Chen, you’ve seen the photo. What’s next?”

“Do I have a chance with her?” [Single for 30 Years] asked cautiously.

“Let’s put aside whether or not there’s a chance for a show.” Chen Yu asked,

“Let’s first talk about why you’ve repeatedly failed your blind dates.”

[Single for 30 Years] nodded.

He wanted to find a girlfriend and know why he had failed repeatedly.

“Including the muscular woman from before and this young lady,” Chen Yu said. “They were all introduced by your mother’s best friend, right?”

“Dr. Chen, you’re so amazing. You even know this.”

“That muscle chick from last time was also introduced by Auntie Huang,” he said sincerely.

“Auntie Huang also helped me contact this young lady.”

“She said 1 would meet her this weekend.”

“Sigh, Auntie Huang is a good aunt, but she’s too incompetent as a matchmaker.”

“My matchmaking partners are either too high of a standard for me or they’re all unconventional women.”

“The matchmaking company also introduced you to blind dates from time to time.” Chen Yu smiled faintly. “Every time you meet someone, you’ll send their information to Auntie Huang, and she’ll help you check on them, right?” “Yes, there is such a thing.”

“After Auntie Huang retired, she has been introducing people to each other in her spare time,” he said while nodding.

“She told me that there are many professional matchmaking services in the matchmaking market now.”

“On the surface, these women would go on blind dates with men but secretly used all kinds of methods to cheat their blind date’s money.”

“Auntie Huang is worried that i won’t be able to see through the scam.”

“Every time the matchmaking company introduced me to a blind date, I would send the information to Auntie Huang and let her help me check.”

At this point, [Single for 30 Years] slapped his thigh..