Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! - Chapter 37
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Once he believed that Chen Yu was truly capable…
Li Changjun’s reaction to his words had also become much faster.
He realized Chen Yu was hinting that his wife had planted spies in his neighborhood and the shops near the police station.
“If it’s for the sake of the people, just kill them with a stab. Why torture them?”
Chen Yu frowned inside the shop, resting his chin on one hand and tapping his table with the other.
The four deceased were all sinful people and were destined for hell forever after their deaths.
They would never be able to reincarnate.
These cases were indescribably strange.
The fourth victim was burned to death, yet there were no signs of any fire at the scene.
It was obvious that someone did this with the mystic arts.
However, the murderer was just an ordinary thug.
Chen Yu was 100% certain that although the murderer was good at fighting, he didn’t know any mystic arts.
The first three victims’ deaths were also suspicious.
The murderer had tied the first victim’s intestines into a knot.
It was similar to a talisman pattern used in some kind of ritual.
The second victim’s chin and the abdomen of the third victim had traces of blood stains.
The stains on the photo were a little blurry, but Chen Yu could still vaguely recognize that they were also talisman patterns.
“Eh…”
Chen Yu suddenly smiled in the midst of his thoughts.
“Exterminating evil and maintaining peace also brings great merit!”
The more Chen Yu thought about it, the happier he became.
It was a good thing that he was daydreaming, as this allowed him to think of new and unique methods for his cultivation.
After this incident, Chen Yu confirmed that he was not the only one who could wield the mystic arts.
There were demons and ghosts in this world, and there must have been quite a number of cultivators back in ancient times.
Those cultivators relied on staying on the right path, warding off and eliminating evil to obtain merit.
Chen Yu could imitate this.
First, he needed to know how much merit and luck he could obtain by guiding people to the right path.
Later, he could try to exorcise demons and ghosts and compare the two methods.
Only then could he choose the best method to cultivate merit and luck.
Looking at the time, it was almost dark.
Chen Yu decided to give himself a day off today and only play with his “patients” tomorrow.
The next morning, after washing up and having breakfast, Chen Yu walked to his office desk on the first floor.
“Grandpa, the streamer you’ve been following has started broadcasting.”
“The return of a missing streamer is always a joyous occasion.”
“You heartless man. I waited from morning until night yesterday. Sob sob sob…”
“Woah, there’s a snowflake above me.”
“Dr. Chen, your face is glowing, and you’re in high spirits. After calculating all the possibilities, you must have gone for a “massage” last night.”
“Dr. Chen clearly went to the nightclub to provide free medical treatment for young ladies with psychological needs.”
“Whenever Dr. Chen starts his livestream, we abnormal research patients will always be here to support him.”
Chen Yu’s status as a streamer had already surpassed that of which others could only be envious.
People had been waiting in the chat room from morning until night for the past two days.
These were not a few dozen or hundreds, but no fewer than 100,000 people waiting.
Even Amah Rock wasn’t as persistent as them.
Other streamers’ livestreams would take ten to twenty minutes to become lively and draw viewers.
Chen Yu, on the other hand, had at least 100,000 viewers waiting for him as soon as he began streaming.
“Good morning, dear patients.”
“I had something to do yesterday, so I couldn’t stream.”
Wearing his signature friendly smile, Chen Yu waved at the camera.
“I feel like Dr. Chen is tickling my balls, but I can’t find any evidence.”
“Those who need the toilet go quickly, as do those who require time off from work. You won’t be able to do anything else once the first patient arrives.”
“Dr. Chen, I’m your long-time fan, having followed you since your first livestream. Can I give you a suggestion?”
Seeing this comment, Chen Yu smiled and agreed.
“Can you be like the other streamers and arrange a fixed schedule? If you keep launching guerilla livestreams, we won’t be able to handle it for long.”
The number of Chen Yu’s followers had already reached over 1.1 million.
These followers were from a variety of industries.
Not everyone has the time to wait in the livestream chat room for the broadcast to begin.
Their viewing experience would also be affected by various things.
With a fixed schedule, it would be convenient for everyone to free up their time.
Only then could they watch Chen Yu’s performance to their heart’s content.
Wrong choice of words, not performance, but curing his patient.
“This patient’s proposal is very constructive. I will consider this.”
“Today’s psychological consultation is the same as the previous few times. There are a total of three slots.”
“But how these slots are allocated needs to be changed.”
The previous method was that whoever was quicker would get to call in.
As the number of people watching his livestream soared, this method was no longer feasible.
Chen Yu decided to send a 100-yuan red packet with a three-minute time limit.
The three lucky people chosen for a consultation would be the top three people who received the largest share of the 100-yuan money pool.
“Is it okay to use the words “lucky”? Why do I feel like they should be the unlucky ones instead?”
“Don’t spout nonsense. Be careful, or you will be part of the top three.”
“Unlucky isn’t really the wrong word to use. That piece of shit from the day before yesterday was indeed unlucky.”
“He deserved it!”
When someone mentioned the Demon of Jincheng, the tone of the chat shifted.
The Demon of Jincheng thought he was clever and wanted to make a name for himself by stepping on Chen Yu.
He would never have thought that it would be the last livestream of his life.
Even after a few days, the hatred of the netizens toward this demon did not decrease.
Those who had watched the previous livestream took the initiative to explain how Chen Yu exposed the demon’s identity to the new viewers.
Finally, this animal that roamed free for 20 years received the punishment he deserved.
“CEO Xu is dead…”
Suddenly, a paid comment appeared on the screen.
“Is he really dead? Oh my supreme-ruler, did Dr. Chen’s words come true?”
“Yeah, CEO Xu is dead. I just received a news pop-up on my phone.”
“Eight minutes ago, CEO Xu jumped off the tower crane at the construction site of Qinglong Mountain.”
The netizens all opened their news apps and entered the local news page.
The news of CEO Xu’s suicide was the headline on all news websites.
The headlines were all equally shocking.
“The CEO of a billion-dollar empire had committed suicide as his company was riddled with holes.”
“Many banks joined forces to force Xu Zhongyuan to abdicate his position, forcing him to die on Qinglong Mountain.”
“All assets, domestic or foreign, were wiped out. The inside story of Xu Zhongyuan’s bankruptcy.”
The CU Shocking publisher was the most exaggerated among the many media headlines.
“Shocking!”
“Millions of people in Hangzhou City are making this go viral. A billionaire CEO committed suicide because of a man…”
“Dr. Chen, you’re famous now. Millions of people know that CEO Xu committed suicide because of you.”
“Newcomers who don’t know would probably ask if Dr. Chen is CEO Xu’s lover.”
“Hahaha, Dr. Chen, it’s your turn to be depressed this time.”
“I can’t laugh anymore. I’m holding a national women’s work conference, and all the women’s directors look at me like I’m mentally retarded. Is this the outcome of slacking in a meeting?”
“I’m better than the person above me. I’m having a video conference, but I have my mic muted.”
The exaggerated news headlines from the CU Shocking publisher were hilarious to the viewers.
At the same time, it also startled the new viewers.
They never expected Chen Yu to be the cause of CEO Xu’s death.
“Everyone, get ready to receive your red packets.”
After saying so, Chen Yu clicked on the red packet gifting function.
Three minutes later, the red packet disappeared.
The top three fickle netizens were announced one after another.
“Let’s welcome our first patient calling in, [Melancholic Stardew],” Chen Yu said.
After a short while, Chen Yu’s screen split in two.
A young girl who was tied up appeared on the screen.