Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! - Chapter 39

The netizens were amused.

A familiar taste, a familiar formula.

Dr. Chen was still the same person.

He would always make a U-turn whenever anyone else assumed their situation.

First, he claimed Melancholic Stardew did not suffer from depression, leading everyone to believe she was free of mental illness.

Moments later, he reversed and said Melancholic Stardew didn’t have depression, but she did have other mental illnesses.

“Dr. Chen, what is Broken Heart Syndrome?”

To be able to manage a clothing factory with thousands of people, Melancholic Stardew’s mother was naturally good at observing others.

It wasn’t hard to tell this must have meant something after noticing her daughter’s shocked expression.

“Among the many mental illnesses, Broken Heart Syndrome is the most complicated.”

“Most mental illnesses affect the patient’s mental thinking, physical activity, and interpersonal relationships.”

“Only Broken Heart Syndrome will impact this once their condition worsens.”

After saying so, Chen Yu tapped his chest with his hand.

“666666, Dr. Chen’s business coverage has expanded again. He’s starting his diagnosis of physical illness.”

“I’m four months pregnant. Dr. Chen, please help me check if it’s a boy or a girl.”

“He’s clearly talking about mental illness, but why do I feel like Dr. Chen is talking about metaphysics?”

“Previous comment, you have successfully entered the true circle of psychology.”

“Dr. Chen’s livestreams are always full of information. I’m now one step closer to depression (Pog).”

The netizens joked around as usual, and they all knew that Chen Yu would soon reveal the answer.

The mother of Melancholic Stardew did not know this and thought Chen Yu was deliberately keeping them in suspense for monetary benefit.

She immediately transferred 100,000 yuan to her daughter’s account and donated all of them to Chen Yu.

“Dr. Chen, please tell me about my daughter’s illness.”

The woman begged Chen Yu to stop keeping her in suspense.

As long as his daughter’s condition could improve, she was willing to give Chen Yu another 100,000 yuan.

“A heart disease needs medicine for the heart,” Chen Yu said as if pointing at something. “Dear patient, do you understand what I mean?”

Melancholic Stardew asked with a complicated tone, “How do you know all this?”

“Scientific psychological analysis and rigorous medical observation,” Chen Yu said with a smile.

Melancholic Stardew was speechless after hearing that.

Analysis, my ass; observation, my ass!

She had only said two sentences since the start of the livestream, including this one.

One said that she was not sick.

The other was asking how Chen Yu knew about her secret.

It was no wonder many viewers in Chen Yu’s livestream ridiculed him for being involved in metaphysics.

“It looks like you haven’t completely opened your heart to me.”

“Alright, I’ll tell you more.”

Chen Yu switched topics to what women were most concerned about.

The symptoms of Broken Heart Syndrome were very similar to those of depression.

One would constantly be in low spirits and feel no emotions.

It was also accompanied by insomnia and mental stress.

“Your heart is broken because you fell in love with a boy.”

“You’ve tried many times to get in touch with him.”

“Whenever you are near him, you will always feel like the happiest person in the world.”

“However, the heavens did not grant your wish.”

“Every time you were about to confess, an accident would prevent you from doing so..”

“Over time, your illness developed and worsened.”

Upon hearing this, the eyes of the netizens in the livestream lit up.

They were like wild wolves that had just seen their prey.

“I know I shouldn’t laugh at this timing, but I can’t hold it back anymore.”

“So the lack of love that Melancholic Stardew mentioned is the lack of falling in love.”

“This is just hilarious. Cherry, come out for a walk. Let us viewers admire you.”

“Where’s Cherry? Is he dead?”

“I can smell the rotten smell of love.”

The viewers’ line of thought wasn’t far off from Chen Yu’s.

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] was defeated repeatedly while pursuing true love.

Ultimately, he almost spent the rest of his life with a man.

According to Chen Yu, Melancholic Stardew was also desperately pursuing a boy.

Similarly, she had also suffered repeated failures.

Thinking back to the beginning, [Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] mistakenly thought that Melancholic Stardew was depressed because she had not received familial love.

He even took the initiative to show up, mentioning that he had the same experience as her.

Remembering this, the netizens burst out laughing.

The livestream was filled with a joyful atmosphere for a moment.

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] watched all kinds of comments mocking him.

Turning around, he examined the bedroom floor while debating whether to get a construction crew to dig a hole for him.

He was so embarrassed.

He thought he could be someone else’s psychological mentor, but in fact, he almost dragged himself into a ditch.

“You even know this?”

Melancholic Stardew was no longer shocked.

There was only one thing left on her mind; what else was there that Chen Yu didn’t know about?

“Are you willing to cooperate with my treatment now?”

Chen Yu smiled faintly and asked.

“Is it still possible between us?”

Melancholic Stardew suddenly asked an irrelevant question.

“There is a requirement for everything you want, and that is a healthy body.”

“Only when you’re healthy can you obtain everything else.”

Chen Yu explained.

“I understand. I’m willing to cooperate.”

For the first time, Melancholic Stardew smiled.

“Wow, she looks so beautiful when she smiles.”

“Coupled with her weak body, isn’t she basically the frail beauty Lin Daiyu from “Dream of the Red Chamber”?”

“Lin Daiyu is too haughty. I prefer Xue Baochai.”

“I like Sister Xifeng better.”

“What a strong taste the above commenter has.”

“This world is really unfair. I’m handsome, charming, and loved by everyone. Why can’t I meet a girl who chases after me?”

“Uncle, remember to private your profile before you brag next time.”

“Are all the relationships of the wealthy so rocky? When we already have two cases—Cherry and Stardew—how can we regular people persist?”

Unlike the netizens’ jokes and ridicule, the woman looked at her daughter in disbelief.

Why didn’t she know her daughter was in love?

She had clear access to her phone, her Moments, and her Qzone.

There was no trace of her falling in love one bit.

Worried that it would affect Chen Yu’s treatment, the woman could only suppress her complicated emotions.

She focused on waiting for Chen Yu’s following words.

“The boy is your high school classmate.”

“With your results, you can definitely enter a renowned university. You can even enter Qingbei University without any problems if you want.”

“When you learned he got into a three-tier school, you decisively applied to the same school.”

“You wanted to wait until his military training ended before confessing to him.”

“You didn’t expect that he would get into a relationship with another girl.”

“You immediately felt your heartache and tried committing suicide for the first time.”

“It was all because of him,” Chen Yu said after pausing. “The following six times were also because of him.”

“This girl is ruthless. It’s just a man. Even if you can’t get him, there’s no need to commit suicide.”

“Cherry was blinded by love, but Stardew was hit in the head.”

“A 10,000-ton impact hit to the head.”

“Isn’t this a serious case of being love-struck?”

When they saw the word “love-struck”, the netizens gave this commenter a red heart.

The description was all too appropriate.