Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! - Chapter 45

Chapter 45: Chapter 45 Unexpected Extra Episode

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

“How did you know?”

Lulu realized her question was pointless as soon as she said it.

After watching so many livestream archives, she knew a mist of mystery always surrounded Chen Yu.

He would have done so long ago if he ever wanted to explain his methods.

If he didn’t want to, you could ask as many questions as you wanted, but you’d only get more cryptic messages.

“Dear patient, will you tell me your condition, or should I reveal it to you?”

“I’ll say it myself.”

Lulu accepted her fate.

If Chen Yu said she was ill, then so be it.

Who knows what ridiculous things she had done when she was younger that Chen Yu would expose if she left it up to him?

Just thinking about it made her sweat profusely.

“Dr. Chen, you’re right. Many of my friends of the opposite s*x have started to distance themselves from me for some reason.”

“Whether it’s my old classmates back in high school or my coursemates from Jincheng’s Medical University, I’m always separated from them by a layer of shroud.”

“But, 1 never did anything to hurt them.”

Lulu, who had always been full of vitality, was a little frustrated after bringing this up.

Since entering middle school, Lulu has been famous for her heroic deeds.

She never stood down whenever she saw gangsters bullying the students at her school.

Besides fighting injustice, she was always willing to help her classmates and participate in social welfare activities.

Because of this, everyone was eager to make friends with her, whether they were boys or girls.

It was the same in middle school and high school.

Even after entering university, she was still the same, equally gaining popularity among both genders.

However, the strange thing was…

From this year onward, Lulu felt that her situation had changed.

Her female friends were still as close to her as usual, but her male friends kept their distance from her.

There were even a few friends who had known her for many years who deleted her contact information.

They even blocked her from their social media accounts.

“Even my boyfriend suddenly broke up with me and quickly dropped out of school.”

At this point, Lulu’s expression turned gloomy.

“These men are crazy. Why wouldn’t they want such a good friend?”

“I’m willing to be a vegetarian for five years in exchange for a friend like her.”

“Ten years.”

“Double it, twenty years.”

“Missy, did you ask them why?”

Seeing this comment, Lulu became even more depressed.

“I did. They just replied that they were not worthy of being friends with me and that it would hinder my future.”

Lulu replied.

“What kind of bullshit answer is that?”

“She’s still in university and hasn’t even graduated yet, and they’re already saying they’re affecting her future. I think it’s all an excuse.”

“I can’t agree more.”

“Missy must have offended someone important in her circle of friends. That person must be playing tricks and goading others to boycott her.”

“That person must be a bitch.”

“These bitches are really disgusting, all specializing in boycotting girls who are more popular than them.”

“They can’t stand other women being better than them and think all men must revolve around them. Once someone like Lulu appears, they will do everything they can to steal the limelight.”

Seeing the various possibilities that the viewers had given, Lulu also started doubting her situation.

“Is that really the case?”

Lulu asked with uncertainty.

“Missy, you must not have read any romance novels. Bitches nowadays are even more wicked than anything you can imagine.”

“Yes, yes. They all pretend to be harmless and then hurt those kind-hearted girls.”

“Lulu is too innocent. If she were Melancholic Stardew, she would’ve been able to see through these bitches’ tricks with a single glance.”

“A lovesick yandere girl. Someone like her is ruthless and especially good at getting rid of those bitches.”

“I’ll commit suicide if you steal my man. I’ll commit suicide if you flirt with my man and threaten you with horrors if nothing else works.”

“LOL. Since when do we have so many experienced viewers among us?”

Lulu felt the netizens were insulting Melancholic Stardew, so she tried putting in a good word for her.

“Everyone, please don’t say that. Stardew’s many suicide attempts are just because she wanted to find perfect love.”

Lulu knew that Melancholic Stardew had not yet recovered from her illness, and she feared that Melancholic Stardew would see these comments.

“Didn’t Dr. Chen say that the boy likes Stardew?”

“When their illnesses are cured, their love story will definitely come to fruition.”

“That way, Melancholic Stardew will become a normal person.”

“In the future, I’m sure they will have a harmonious and happy marriage.”

“Dr. Chen, am I correct?”

As Lulu spoke, she turned to Chen Yu for help.

She hoped Chen Yu would also help her say a few words to stop these viewers from teasing Melancholic Stardew.

“Nope.”

Lulu suspected she had misheard Chen Yu’s answer and stared at Chen Yu in disbelief.

“Other than the first sentence,” Chen Yu said calmly, “the rest of them are all wrong.”

“Did their love story not end with them being together?”

Lulu asked.

“Nope.”

“Did they not get married?”

“That depends on the context.”

“Are you asking if the two of them got married to each other or if one of them got married?” Chen Yu inquired, a faint smile on his face.

Lulu felt like she had opened Pandora’s box.

Lulu ranked first in her province-wide examination.

She was from the University of Forensic Science, and she had already figured out what Chen Yu was implying with her IQ of 200.

One of them got married, but the (bride) groom wasn’t (her) him.

Stardew’s sacrifice ultimately resulted in nothing.

“Dr. Chen, please tell us everything.”

“We females in the chat are all eager to find out their ending.”

“We university students are in more need of gossip.”

“We workforce slaves need this to replenish our energy.”

“Are there any students from primary school in the livestream?”

“Kids will be depressed after hearing this, so go and do your homework.”

“The commenter above me, it’s time for class now. You’re in Year 3 Class 2, no?”

The netizens were overjoyed to be able to listen to an extra episode.

“Dr. Chen, please tell us about their ending. Here are ten carnival gifts.”

[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] jumped out of nowhere and donated a generous series of carnival gifts.

“Sure, I’ll go on a tangent then.”

Chen Yu adjusted his sitting posture.

He decided that once he went offline after this, he had to buy a high-end, ergonomic chair no matter what.

Although he had to maintain the demeanor of an expert in his field, it was too damn tiring to sit upright all the time.

“So, that boy was also watching this livestream. He was deeply touched by the love that Stardew had for him.”

“The two of them took their medicine and recovered quickly. After that, they successfully got together as a couple.”

“However, for some, what they can’t get is what they consider true love.”

“Once they got their hands on the thing they so desperately wanted, they’d realize it wasn’t anything special.”

“Unfortunately, Melancholic Stardew is such a person.”

“She’s addicted to classical romance literature, and little did she know that stories are just what they are, stories.”

“A wealthy girl falls in love with a poor scholar; a poor boy meets a lady with a powerful background.”

“Poor scholars in ancient times mostly wrote these to comfort themselves.”

“Just because the young ladies of ancient times rarely went out, it doesn’t mean they were brainless.”

“Do you think a person with a concept of love fabricated by nothing but stories will last long in a relationship?”