Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! - Chapter 47
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Chapter 47: Chapter 47 Some Simple, Some Not
Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
After changing her Flirting Star for her Power Star, she was destined to be single for the next twelve years.
Once a boy developed feelings for her, he would immediately feel a strong sense of inferiority.
He would either avoid her like the plague or immediately disappear from her world.
At the age of 36, Lulu would head into the cycle of her Ruinous Star, which would be just as bad.
The Ruinous Star is a fate of brokenness and would only increase Luluâs bad luck.
In other words, Lulu was destined to be alone all her life.
However, having three Fated Stars attached to her wasnât all bad luck.
Lulu would develop a prosperous career, and what she could achieve would surpass that of her father.
She would become someone worthy of having a monument built for her.
âDr. Chen, why arenât you saying anything?â
Lulu was becoming concerned after hearing Chen Yu mention that her male friends were keeping a respectful distance from her, and it wasnât due to anyone else interfering.
She fell into silence, as even Luluâs cheerfulness couldnât keep her from worrying.
Lulu was extremely nervous, especially after Chen Yuâs sigh.
âIf you want those friends to return to your side, there are some ways.
However, this only treats your symptoms, not the root cause.â
âIn other words, you can only reconcile with them temporarily.â
âAfter some time, will they all still leave me?â
Lulu understood Chen Yuâs implied meaning.
Chen Yu nodded, glad that Lulu was smart enough to understand his words.
This was the blessing that her three stars had given her.
Career, intelligence, and courage.
Lulu far surpassed others in these three, and only love was a luxury for her.
âWhy is that?â
Luluâs expression got bitter, as she knew she had never done anything to let her friends down.
Since there was no one meddling with her, why would her friends stay away from her?
Following Luluâs questions, the netizens turned to look at Chen Yu, also waiting for his answer.
âYou have too many outstanding qualities. Within your friends, you are like a dazzling red sun.â
âOnce anyone falls in love with you, they will quickly feel inferior.â
âThey worried that not only would they not be able to give you happiness but also delay your future.â
âYouâre about to graduate, which means youâve reached the second turning point in your life.â
âThatâs why a large number of boys choose to leave your side.â
âIf you donât want to lose the friendship of these friends, I can prescribe you a dose of medicine.â
âAfter consuming it, your overly dazzling aura that makes others feel inferior will temporarily disappear.â
âHowever, this medicine is only effective for a year.â
Some things were simple to deal with, while others were not.
Purple Star Astrologyâs most prominent existences were the Flirting, Power, and Ruinous Stars.
With his current level of cultivation, Chen Yu could only suppress these three stars for a year.
âIs there a way to treat it once and for all?â
Lulu did not care much about love and had the attitude of letting nature take its course.
But the last thing she wanted to see was a longtime friend leaving her.
âThere is,â said Chen Yu.
âThen 1 choose to cure it once and for all.â
Luluâs mood improved again after hearing this answer.
âDr. Chen, this is your fault. Sheâs in such anxiety; why are you keeping her in suspense?â
âMissy, donât worry too much. Dr. Chen is very capable.â
âIs being too outstanding an illness?â
âMen donât dare pursue women who are too outstanding.â
âMen are all pigs.â
âI remember there was a survey done back then. Are you willing to marry a female doctorate from Qingbei University? Most of those who answered arenât willing.â
âThatâs a supreme-rulerdess. Mortals like us arenât worthy of her.â
Looking at the content of the chat, Lulu was getting depressed again.
Was it really wrong for her to be so outstanding?
âDear patient, please donât let your imagination run wild.â
âThereâs nothing wrong with being outstanding. You just have to be yourself.â
âThere is no need to change anything deliberately.â
Chen Yu consoling a âpatientâ in his livestream was a rare occurrence.
âThere is a solution to the problem of male friends not daring to approach you once and for all.â
âBut the price will be a little high.â
âIâm afraid you donât have the financial ability for now.â
Hearing this, Lulu blurted out, âHow much do you need?â
Chen Yu extended five fingers.
âFive hundred thousand.â
âFive hundred thousand?!â
Lulu was stunned by the amount.
She was just a university student who had yet to graduate.
Even if she took out all her familyâs savings, there were only around 300,000 yuan.
What surprised Lulu even more were Chen Yuâs following words.
âThe 500,000 must be earned by you.â
âYou canât accept any money from friends and family, and you canât borrow them.â
Chen Yu mentioned word for word that every single cent of those 500,000 had to be obtained with her hand.
âDr. Chen, can you give the young lady a discount?â
âFor an ordinary person, it would take at least ten years to save up 500,000 yuan.â
âIâve worked for five years and saved up 4,000 yuan. Iâm not even qualified to be an ordinary person.â
âThe person above is sure miserable. 1 just graduated three months ago and already have 200,000 yuan in savings.â
âBoss, please guide me.â
âLOL, all the bullshit is coming out.â
âMissy, why donât you start livestreaming too? I promise to come over every day to support you.â
âBrother, youâre really a genius. Thatâs the best method someone has come up with so far.â
Most viewers felt that livestreaming was an excellent way to earn money.
With Luluâs good looks, temperament, and energetic mood, it wouldnât be difficult for her to become a top streamer.
Once she snagged a few wealthy fans, 500,000 yuan was just a matter of a few streams if they tipped a couple of carnivals each.
âMissy, even though I donât like younger girls, if you start a livestream, Iâll reserve the number one fan slot ahead of time.â
[Cherry Blossom Trees Waiting for Rain] sent a paid comment.
He joined the ranks of those trying to persuade Lulu to become a streamer.
When considering Chen Yuâs abilitiesâŠ
Spending 500,000 yuan to treat a disease like being a âMale Repellentâ really wasnât expensive.
She was attractive and would grab the interest of any netizen, so starting any livestream could easily earn her tens of thousands in a single night.
âThank you for your kindness, but I still want to be a forensic doctor.â
Lulu tactfully rejected everyoneâs suggestions.
She wanted to inherit his fatherâs career and became a forensic doctor to help the dead.
It was her belief, which she always had.
She never even considered the option of earning money through livestreaming.
âDear patient, Iâll send you my contact information through a DM later.â
âWhen you earn 500,000 with your own ability, you can call me anytime.â
Chen Yu was here to solve another personâs problems and had always held onto the principle of mutual consent.
If they believe in Chen Yu, he will do his best to help.
If they didnât believe in him, Chen Yu wouldnât say anything to persuade them.
With the protection of her three stars, it shouldnât be difficult for Lulu to understand the key to her situation.
âAlright, letâs welcome one last call-in.â
As Lulu ended her call, the screen went black and flashed, and a third viewer appeared on his screen.
In an instant, [Cherry Blossom Tress Waiting for Rain]âs eyes shone brightly..