Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! - Chapter 67

Chapter 67: Chapter 67 Ghost Bites?

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

“What the fuck! What kind of illness was this? What are these marks?”

“Could it be a birthmark?”

“If your eyes are useless, you can donate them to people in need. How can Little Kunkun not know if he has a birthmark on his body?”

The fans thought Kun’s call-in would end here, and none of them expected Chen Yu to suddenly point out a problem with his arm.

It seemed like the marks had appeared suddenly.

Otherwise, why would Little Kunkun be so panicked?

“Dr. Chen, how do you know that there are marks on my arm?”

Amidst his surprise, Kun thought of another question.

He did not even know that such a thing had appeared on his arm, so how would Chen Yu know?

“Don’t tell me he doesn’t know what Dr. Chen does?”

“If that’s the case, this is going to be fun.”

“When Dr. Chen went viral, Kun seemed to have gone to the countryside to rescue some animals.”

“No wonder he doesn’t know about Dr. Chen’s abilities.”

Kun was flabbergasted by the viewers posting vague comments about Chen Yu’s abilities.

Was the person they were talking about Chen Yu or an omniscient being?

Solving an old criminal case through a simple call-in collab.

His words contributed to the suicide of a real estate tycoon.

What was this?

Kun was shocked by the odd appearance of the marks on his arm, and the comments from the thousands of viewers on this livestream added to the feeling that he was in a mental institution.

“Dear patient, your condition is complicated. If you don’t receive timely treatment, it’s likely that your life will be in danger.”

Looking at Kun on the other side of his screen, Chen Yu slowly said, “Of course, you can choose to stay in my livestream to receive treatment.”

“Or, you can also log off.”

“This is your right as a patient. As a doctor, I have no right to interfere.”

“Dr. Chen, aren’t you a psychologist?” Kun asked doubtfully. “Can you treat skin diseases?”

“The spots on your arm aren’t from a skin disease,” Chen Yu said with a faint smile.

“Think about it carefully. Recently, things that can’t be explained by common sense should have happened around you.”

“Something that cannot be explained by common sense…”

Kun muttered to himself.

He was trying to understand the meaning behind Chen Yu’s words.

Chen Yu crossed his arms and leaned forward slightly.

“Have you thought of it?”

“Huh… There are indeed some illogical things happening around me.” Kun frowned.

“Hurry up and tell Dr. Chen. He’ll definitely help you.”

“That’s right. Dr. Chen is very capable. Those who have received his help can always turn their situation around.”

“Don’t hide anything from Dr. Chen, or you’ll suffer a huge loss.”

“Dr. Chen will not be treating any mental illnesses today. He’s a physician now.”

Countless comments praised Chen Yu’s excellent medical skills.

As Chen Yu strictly prohibited any mention of deities and ghosts in his livestream, the viewers had no choice other than to describe Chen Yu’s abilities as “amazing.”

“I don’t know why, but my mental state has become very poor recently. I’m seeing and hearing things.”

Unable to resist the persuasion of the viewers, Kun began to talk about the strange things that had happened around him recently.

It started about half a month ago.

Kun suddenly started noticing a black shadow passing by his side in the middle of the night.

From time to time, he could hear the laughter of a child.

He thought he was too busy with work and that his body was tired to the point of falling sick.

So, Kun went to the countryside to help stray animals a few days ago, changing his environment.

He had a nice, relaxed trip and returned home last night.

Before he changed into his pajamas, his hands had no such marks.

After listening to Kun’s description of his condition, Chen Yu looked at his wrist again.

The corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

“Did he touch something dirty?”

“I think I know where the marks came from.”

“Please explain.”

“Search up on Gh*st Bites.”

“Oh my supreme-ruler, it does seem like Gh*st Bites.”

“No way, no way. Is there really such a thing in the world?”

After watching Chen Yu’s livestream for so long, his viewers knew his aversion to anything superstitious.

The viewers feared Chen Yu would ban them, preventing them from watching the thrilling livestream, so they dared not type the word “ghost.”

This led to them self-censoring their words.

Ghost Bites refer to ghosts approaching the living at night and biting or pinching them.

While the living wouldn’t feel any pain, there would be a lot of bruises on their bodies where they had been pinched.

Chen Yu smiled inwardly after noticing the awkward self-censoring in his chat.

“Before the treatment, let me explain one more thing.”

“There are no ghosts in this world. The so-called ghosts stem from a scientific phenomenon.”

The netizens listened excitedly, finding themselves enjoying Chen Yu’s nonsense more and more.

“Living creatures have their own magnetic field.”

“After a creature dies, this magnetic field will become a stray electric wave.”

“These stray electric waves can gather and disperse. But, their waves can also change when they encounter the influence of other magnetic fields.”

“Earth is filled with all kinds of magnetic fields, which is why there are so many different ghostly incidents.”

“When a living person sees a ghost, it’s actually a kind of energy.”

Without changing his expression, Chen Yu tried to explain the existence of ghosts from a scientific point of view.

Kun was stunned when he heard that and didn’t understand a single word.

“Knowledge is power. What a great saying. I know Dr. Chen is talking nonsense, but I can’t refute him.”

“Dr. Chen, do ghosts belong to the theory of evolution? Did they need to follow the universe’s laws of physics? Would gravity, temperature, space, and time affect them?”

“After experiencing some things, you can’t not believe it.”

“Brother, tell me your story.”

“Science can only prove that there is something, not nothing. In summary, there are ghosts in the world.”

“I understand the truth, but I’m still afraid.”

Chen Yu strictly forbade his viewers from mentioning anything related to superstitions, supreme-rulers, or ghosts.

Now that he had taken the initiative to say it, his viewers felt like the floodgates had opened.

They started going wild with the comments, leaving the newcomers to the livestream dumbfounded.

They all wondered if they had entered the wrong livestream.

The chat was filled with all kinds of philosophical theories and physics terms.

There were even a large number of English comments.

Not only did this confuse the newcomers, but even Kun was overwhelmed.

He was confused, very confused.

“Dr. Chen, can you treat me first and talk about something else later?”

Kun smiled bitterly.

He did not believe ghosts existed in this world.

Kun, a longtime streamer, knew this very well.

If you easily believe in chat, you lose.

“Little Kunkun, Dr. Chen has already diagnosed you.”

“Dr. Chen never talks about ghosts. Today, he made an exception. Don’t you understand?”

“Give it up. Kun, you’ve met a ghost.”

Kun didn’t understand Chen Yu’s personality, but long-time viewers were all too familiar with it.

If Chen Yu took the initiative to explain what a ghost was, the meaning behind his words was clear.

Kun scoffed when he saw these comments.

It was no wonder Chen Yu’s livestream was so popular.

He must have spent a lot of money to hire so many people to help warm up the scene.

“Your bruises are related to this type of energy,” Chen Yu said.

“Do you need treatment?”