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Chapter 70: Chapter 70 A Selfish Mythomaniac
Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
Hearing Chen Yuâs words, the livestream chat instantly boiled with frenzy.
âLi Xiaohua seems to be a girlâs name.â
âNo way, another murder case?â
âOh my supreme-ruler! Could it be that Little Kunkun has killed someone before?â
âDonât talk nonsense. Li Xiaohua isnât a human. Itâs a puppy.â
âDidnât Xiaohua get adopted? Why would Dr. Chen say that itâs dead?â
Many of Chen Yuâs viewers had followed Kunâs livestream, and some of his old fans quickly remembered Li Xiaohua.
Just as the comments said, Li Xiaohua is not a human.
It was a stray dog rescued by Kun.
There was a flower spot on his face, and Kunâs surname was Li, so he was named Li Xiaohua (Little Flower).
Speaking of the situation at that time, it was perilous.
At that time, Kun was still a normal pet streamer, and he brought his cat and dog to the suburbs to play on weekends.
After a while, Kun heard an inaudible bark.
He ran over and saw a small puppy entangled by a cobra.
If it were an ordinary person, they would probably run as far away as possible.
Kun was different.
Not only did he not run, but he repelled the cobra under the guidance of his fans.
He saved this pitiful stray dog.
Kun later noticed that there were noticeable bite marks on the puppyâs body.
The cobra had bitten it.
Even so, Kun didnât give up on saving the puppy.
He turned off his livestream and took the puppy to a veterinary clinic.
For a period of time after that, he would send videos of the puppy receiving treatment at the clinic daily.
Kun spent tens of thousands and finally got rid of the snake venom.
He even found a new owner for the puppy.
Not long after, Kun changed his stream from a pet streamer to an animal rescuer.
âKun is so loving.â
âSomethingâs not right. Li Xiaohua was healthy when it was adopted by its new owner. Why would it die?â
âThere must be something strange going on.â
âCome one, Dr. Chen. Hurry up and tell everyone what happened to Li Xiaohua.â
After learning about Li Xiaohua, new curiosity surged in the hearts of all the viewers.
According to Kunâs fans, the stray dog was saved by Kun from a cobraâs mouth.
He also paid out of his pocket to cure and nourish it.
Later, he even gave it to a caring adoptive owner.
The entire thing was filled with feelings of love.
How could it involve the word âdeathâ?
âDear patient, since you chose to come to me for treatment, you should know my rules.â
âYou canât hide your illness from a doctor. Only by telling the truth can you get proper treatment.â
Chen Yu stared at Kun on the screen, hinting at something.
âDr. Chen, I really donât understand what youâre talking about,â Kun replied blankly.
âI saved Li Xiaohua, but more than a year ago, 1 gave it away for adoption.â
âLater on, the adoptive family took Li Xiaohua overseas, and we gradually lost contact.â
Hearing this, Chen Yu sighed.
âSince you are unwilling to open your heart to me, then letâs put this problem aside for the time being.â
âNext, itâs time to diagnose your mental illness.â
âMental illness?â
Kun blurted out, âDr. Chen, encountering a ghost is not a mental illness.â
âAll of this stems from your mental illness,â Chen Yu replied coldly.
âWhat mental illness do 1 have?â Kun asked doubtfully.
âMythomania. An addiction to lying.â
As soon as he said that, the chat was flooded with comments.
Chen Yu didnât know when it started, but every time he mentioned a mental illness, there would always be a large number of viewers fighting to explain it in chat.
The first to answer wins.
âMe me. Mythomania is a type of eccentric personality disorder, which roughly means that they are addicted to lying. Nine out of ten sentences are lies in the middle and later stages of their illness.â
âPatients with mythomania lie to achieve inner satisfaction. They are also great at acting.â
âThere are a total of five types of mythomania, and each situation is different.â
A large number of comments scrolled past, followed by countless question marks.
Chen Yu accused Kun of being a liar. Could it be that Kun has been lying and deceiving all this time?
âDr. Chen, your joke is a little too much!â
Kun frowned unhappily.
âI never joke around during a consultation.â
Chen Yu sternly added, âAccording to my analysis, your condition belongs to the type of Mythomania dominated by selfishness.â
âIn laymanâs terms, you lie to satisfy your personal interests and achieve the purpose of making money.â
After saying so, Chen Yu lowered his head and started playing with his phone.
âDr. Chen, you overstepped your boundaries.â
Kunâs tone gradually became angry.
âI respect you as a capable streamer.â
âBut you canât make such a bad joke.â
âPlease donât accuse me of such baseless findings again in the future.â
âHowever, 1 still have to thank you for helping me solve the strange phenomenon around me.â
As Kun spoke, he paid for the cost of this consultation.
He was about to leave the livestream when Chen Yu suddenly spoke up.
âWhat if 1 have evidence?â
âThen show me!â Kun replied.
Nodding, Chen Yu pointed his phone screen at the camera.
âOg, isnât this the livestream video of Kun saving Li Xiaohua?â
âThatâs right, thatâs right. 1 have this recording in my collection. Whenever Iâm depressed, Iâll take it out to watch and feel the love of this world.â
âDoes everyone think that Kun is really a liar?â
âIf anyone else says that, Iâll definitely spit in their face. If itâs Dr. Chen, 1 donât know, man.â
âIn the name of Detective Conan, 1 think what Dr. Chen said makes sense.â
A video was playing on the phone screen.
On the green grass in the suburbs, Kun was smilingly playing with his cats and dogs.
Immediately after, the scene started to shake rapidly.
After dozens of seconds, the image stopped shaking.
The scene changed to a bush with a cobra as thick as an arm and more than a meter long, clinging tightly to a wailing puppy.
âCompared to the typical selfish-dominated liars, your illness also has some manifestation of greed.â
âBack then, when streaming cute pets was the hot thing on the internet, you wanted to make a fortune from it to get the betrothal gift your mother-in-law asked for.â
âYou hadnât expected that just as you entered the industry, the limelight of streaming cute pets would come to an end.â
âYou worked hard every day. After a few months, the donations you received were only enough to buy some animal feed.â
âOne day, you saw the news of a dog saving a cat go viral.â
âIt attracted the attention of millions of people, and you suddenly hatched a plan.â
âYou decided to become a pet rescue streamer, but it is not easy to get noticed.â
âAfter thinking about it, you came up with a vicious plan.â
âYou deliberately reversed the order of this video. The puppyâs recovery video you shot was done in advance.â
âLi Xiaohua died half an hour after being bitten by the cobra.â
âYou were the one who took photos of Li Xiaohuaâs ârecoveryâ before this scene.â
âAfter taking these âfollow-upâ shots, you threw it into the snakeâs mouth.â
âOh, right. You were the one who also bought that cobra..â