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Chapter 1808: Ham Solo

There were many in the Inn who were there with their own agendas, but few were putting as much blind faith in the Midnight Inn as Elesia. This Celestial Immortal Angel, who was acting as an agent of the Humanoid Alliance on behalf of the Angels, was filled with an unusual amount of desperation for a Celestial.

It was in her anguished state that she kept an eye on even the Dance Off, hoping to find a glimpse of hope anywhere at all.

It was at this time that the stream for the dance off officially began. Compared to the stage where Lex and the chameleon had originally talked, the stage was now much bigger, with rows and rows of seats all around it.

The original stage had been created by the chameleon, and it had been expanded by Lex. The chameleon and Lex appeared center stage, facing each other off.

"Since I was the challenger, I’ll go first so you can have a look and prepare yourselves," the chameleon said.

"No problem. Go ahead," said Lex, not a single shred of apprehension in his voice or demeanor. "But I think, for the viewers convenience and entertainment, I will make a few changes to the venue."

Lex clapped his hands, and turned the entire roof into an indoor auditorium, hiding the stage behind some curtains, as well as adding lights, smoke machines and a few formations.

The changes were all simply cosmetic in purpose, but what was the point of putting on a show if there were no theatrics?

If the chameleon had an eyebrow, it would have raised it. Instead, it simply rolled its entire eye backwards – because apparently chameleons could do that.

Lex walked away from the stage, taking one of the front row seats with the other Inn members to watch the show.

"You know, I did a little research on the Cold Brood Empires opening act," Z whispered to Lex.

"Oh? And what did you find?" he asked curiously.

"Have you ever heard of the term boy bands?" he asked hesitantly.

Before Lex could respond, the black velvet curtains were dramatically pulled upon as music blasted, revealing five Radiant Koalas.

The ground seemed to tremble as the sight of them was revealed to the Inn, but Lex who had a view of the entire Inn knew that it was no earthquake that caused the trembling. No, it was the screaming and shouting of hundreds of millions of girls from across the races!

In fact, even the newly made auditorium that they were in was drowned in the screaming of countless immortal women, all of them struggling to contain their excitement.

BadBunny: OHMYGAWD they’re so cute!!!

UndeadDisco: Their cheeks! I just want to squeeze them!

OliveOilSheikh: Oh my goodness, it’s the attack of the stuffed toys!

MyNameIsBoris: The Koala has a cute charm. Like an adorable little pet. Heh, Boris likes